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No officer I have no idea what made that tusk-shaped hole in your car tire it's a mystery!!
January 12, 2024 at 2:10 PM
No officer I have no idea what made that tusk-shaped hole in your car tire it's a mystery!!
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Here's a video of the turkeys looking for food, another timeline cleanse. They've been out there at least half an hour.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Here's a video of the turkeys looking for food, another timeline cleanse. They've been out there at least half an hour.
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I have heard variants on this with Hitler, Stalin, and Nixon, and it would not surprise me if goes back centuries, it not millennia, in one form or another.
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I have heard variants on this with Hitler, Stalin, and Nixon, and it would not surprise me if goes back centuries, it not millennia, in one form or another.
[Midwestern Walrus Voice] So cold that the wheelbarrow wouldn't start.
[midwestern dad voice] cold enough to freeze yer winnebago
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
[Midwestern Walrus Voice] So cold that the wheelbarrow wouldn't start.
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We stand with our 🇬🇱 Inuit relatives. Quyanaqpak to Max with Northern Journal for writing this to bring awareness to the familial connection with Greenland and Iñupiat perspectives of what is happening in Kalaallit Nunaat/Nunarput. #InuitFirst
www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...
www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...
‘Harm against our family’: Alaska’s Indigenous leaders call for solidarity with Greenlanders amid Trump’s threats
“We are essentially the same people."
www.northernjournal.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
We stand with our 🇬🇱 Inuit relatives. Quyanaqpak to Max with Northern Journal for writing this to bring awareness to the familial connection with Greenland and Iñupiat perspectives of what is happening in Kalaallit Nunaat/Nunarput. #InuitFirst
www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...
www.northernjournal.com/harm-against...
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
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Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"
March 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"
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'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.
(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series.
(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
(Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
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“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
No.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.
In my professional opinion as a marine biologist, we have too many species of wrasses, and not nearly enough species of walrus.
I will not be taking questions at this time
I will not be taking questions at this time
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.
There can be only one*.
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*not including subspecies, ofc.
hmmmm....hmmmmmm
Nerrrrrrrrrrrds!
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
a man in red swim trunks is standing in the ocean
ALT: a man in red swim trunks is standing in the ocean
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December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hmmmm....hmmmmmm
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I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but…
I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but…
I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
Phase 1: identify Walrus
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
www.wwf.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Phase 1: identify Walrus
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
www.wwf.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Walrus is waving, can you not see?
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Walrus is waving, can you not see?
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We're out of clams.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We're out of clams.
The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.
Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?
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KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
In rural America, public radio saves lives
In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?
www.motherjones.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?
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I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
August 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net