@ezrasl.bsky.social
I am a lineman for the county
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Are we?
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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J.J. McCarthy has exited or been injured in five of 10 starts

- High ankle sprain vs. ATL
- Hand bruise vs. BAL
- Concussion at GB
- Fracture at NYG
- Today's apparent aggravation of that fracture
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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I wonder who they're going to keep through roster cuts after this preseason finale
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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“If you don’t accept [attention] for 10 years,” Brian O’Neill said of C.J. Ham leaning into today's emotions, “and you think you know it’s your last one, there’s a time to accept it for other people. That place was packed today in a meaningless game. ... We’re really going to miss that dude.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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if you find yourself feeling bad for rob dillingham, as i am currently combating, remember that 12 million dollars is a lot more than most people make to not be nba players
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Of all 13 players that played for the Wolves, the only player that didn't score was...

...Rob Dillingham (0/2 FG, 2 TOV, 2 PF) 😔
Rob Dillingham is last off the bench tonight.

It's his 21st birthday today.
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Anthony Edwards’ grandfather Ben is back to see today in Atlanta. Two years ago when working on “Ant,” he told me “If you talk to my grandson, tell him the house needs paint.” It got painted this summer. Green & white as it’s always been. Why?

“Green & white mean money and heaven,” he said.
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Ant often declines media, but this is a rough look for sure
Ant declined to speak after the game. I asked Finch about this: "Obviously frustrated with the performance and rightfully so, but he needs to stay out on the floor and root for his team."
Anthony Edwards just threw his towel up in the air during the timeout huddle and left the floor.
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Drake Lindsey throws a rainbow in a trash can in the corner of the end zone for a Jalen Smith TD
December 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Board of Review hopeful Liz Nicholson alleges incumbent Samantha Steele offered her a job to withdraw. The drama never stops around this seat. By @adquig.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/23/b...
Board of Review hopeful alleges incumbent offered her a job to withdraw
Samantha Steele’s opponent in the race for the Cook County Board of Review has alleged Steele tried to get her to drop out in exchange for a six-figure job in Steele’s office.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is very well done (no pun intended 😂)
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yes
The NBA has turned Christmas into an all-day event — even LeBron feels the pull between work and family.

Is the league overdoing it?
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Anthony Edwards picks Josh Hart's pocket and slams it
"Anta Claus, throwing it right down the chimney"
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Aaron Rodgers Purchases Lavish Pittsburgh-Area Bunker https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-purchases-lavish-pittsburgh-area-bunker/
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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It should be like the baseball pickoff where you get to attempt this stunt twice before they bring the hammer down
Are the Eagles... trying to get Washington to jump offside so they can gain six inches?
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.

www.nola.com/news/educati...
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.

Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them.

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Why Are There Suddenly So Many Car Washes?
Fueled by private equity and a subscription-based business model, the auto wash industry is flooding the US with new outlets. Some towns and cities have had enough.
www.bloomberg.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I dunno what Hakeem Jeffries is trending here for but I’m sure it’s because he was being a shitbag. Again. So lemme say it just to say it:

Any electoral gains Dems make in next couple years won’t matter a good goddamn if this party’s leadership is still in place. Tell your reps to speak the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Today reminded me of the Joe Webb Game, where I went in really excited just to see someone other than the existing terrible QB, and it turns out that actually playing NFL quarterback is quite difficult and there are people worse at it than Christian Ponder.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Oh I am too. I think they were right to move on, they just badly fucked up thinking McCarthy could flourish
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM