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The Plain Dealer has always been, and continues to be, a rag that I wouldn't wrap a fucking fish in.
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.

Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”

You can’t make this shit up.

www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Reposted by Jasen with an E
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Thanks a lot #FrightClub fiends. That was certainly French. Good night, all.
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Why does this cast look like they're going to bust into an 80s new wave video?

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Every time Beast says her name...

#FrightClub
a woman in a red dress is dancing and says `` i got a new attitude '' .
Alt: a woman in a red dress is dancing and says `` i got a new attitude '' .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
"Grandpa, you were in this movie? What role did you play?"

"I was the left fireplace sconce."

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Why is the beast dressed so formally? This is his home. Why isn't he in sweatpants and slippers drinking a beer while watching the fireplace or whatever French people did before TV?

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Belle in an alternate take: "Who's a good beastie? Yes you are. Do you want a scratch behind the ears?"

Beast: "Cut that out...but it feels so good."

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Oh, a full body wax will clear that right up.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I could use one of those feathers for my German hat for Oktoberfest season.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Don't use that language with me, young man.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Those hats are a choice.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I'm pretty sure all these people are dead.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Second movie night in a row of the French language.

#FrightClub
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The best part was when it ended.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Thanks #Riffotronic Rascals.

Oh, and @wr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social, that was definitely a choice. One that did not need to be made.
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
How was that worse than First Family?

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I'm gonna go wash my brain out now.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
According to YouTube, this is TV-Y

That explains much about the problems with YouTube.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
83% on Rotten Tomatoes?
#Riffotronic
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
There will be a pop quiz about this movie at its conclusion. I hope you were paying attention.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
There is also some Monty Python riffing going on.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
How is this worse than Howard the Duck?

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I think they were definitely "influenced" by Rocky Horror.

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I think my biggest questions is...WHY?

#Riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM