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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
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August 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I want to love Lumines Arise but I am so bad at Lumines
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I know we have bigger things to worry about as a nation but it's crazy how much of For Good we're hearing in the marketing for the new Wicked movie. if I'm the head of paramount or whatever I'm making sure NOBODY hears that recording until after the movie is out
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
die my love was a great time at the movies 👍👍👍

love to see a film go for gasps
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
found it
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
playing q up this morning. got to Master 5 from Platinum 5 in one flip. then on the next flip lost every q point I had. as the medic.

goty
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ffs I can't believe it does the "it's not X -- it's Y" thing for someone ABOUT TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE

end openai now
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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non-new-yorkers today
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
damn tony
I signed a bill last week that will effectively ban cell phones in classrooms. It’s tough to be a kid these days, and we know cellphones in the classroom certainly don't help.

I will never stop fighting for Wisconsin’s kids and working to do what’s best for them.

apnews.com/article/wisc...
Wisconsin becomes the 36th state to limit cellphones in schools
Wisconsin has become the 36th state to limit cellphones and other electronic devices in school. Democratic Gov. Tony Evers signed the bill Friday.
apnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
are there room-size teleconferencing systems that don't result in a terrible fucking experience for the people who are online
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
rewatching that Beatles documentary and they fell apart because of a movie called "the magic christian?"
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
it's weird (as in it's not weird at all) how the people who are getting worked up over the proper titles for familial relations are the ones who are fighting to maintain the hierarchical society we have
i love the logic of “it we purposely misunderstand a cultural difference people will start to turn on zohran mamdani!”
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hemingway who???
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hey it's kind of fucked up that banks will increase the credit limit on your cards like... *significantly* without you asking for it, right? i mean i know why they do it, it's just crazy that they can say "heyyyy we're gonna give you an opportunity to pay us WAY more interest jsyk congrats"
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
at a restaurant where the music has been a non-stop playlist of bossa nova covers of pop songs and it is making me feel crazy
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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there’s always one person in the family who looks at the Doppler radar
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This round of covid is hitting my brain and I hate it
October 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i know we got disappointed last time but if we just clap hard enough
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM