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@eyanj.bsky.social
Fujifilm photo taker, kitchen magician and friendly neighborhood raconteur.
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@eyanj.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I might not follow you back. How you deal with that is your responsibility, not mine. Proceed accordingly.
LMAO yo, he sent someone to Michael's and they bought EVERY pack of gold foil they could find.
The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
LMAO yo, he sent someone to Michael's and they bought EVERY pack of gold foil they could find.
It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Shoutout to thigh meats too. Amen.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Shoutout to thigh meats too. Amen.
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It's Titty Taturday said Tweety
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's Titty Taturday said Tweety
About to make some MFin beef stew
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
About to make some MFin beef stew
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He really wrote out A Hobosexual Handbook
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Menfolk out here giving a play by play on how to move into a women’s apt without asking.
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He really wrote out A Hobosexual Handbook
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
William Randolph Hearst:
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
It's possible to get addicted to pot. Here's what to know
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
William Randolph Hearst:
I do not like feeling like I was unknowingly part of someone's revenge tour in whatever capacity. At all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I do not like feeling like I was unknowingly part of someone's revenge tour in whatever capacity. At all.
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
My favorite moment in Marc Lamont Hill's lame ass life. rollingout.com/2014/06/29/b...
Big Boi calls Marc Lamont Hill a 'b---h?' Hill responds via Twitter
When Marc Lamont Hill decided to make a joke about Big Boi via Twitter, the OutKast rapper decided to respond to it live and direct
rollingout.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My favorite moment in Marc Lamont Hill's lame ass life. rollingout.com/2014/06/29/b...
People who's FOMO is so bad they hatepartake in things are odd.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
People who's FOMO is so bad they hatepartake in things are odd.
11:30p can not get here fast enough.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
11:30p can not get here fast enough.
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Yes
When it comes to kissing…tongue or no tongue?
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yes
Winger has a song from the 80s named "Seventeen". The video was on MTV. Wtf are you talking about??
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Winger has a song from the 80s named "Seventeen". The video was on MTV. Wtf are you talking about??
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Turn off the AI feature. It's using your emails and attachments to train. (Gmail) www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Turn off the AI feature. It's using your emails and attachments to train. (Gmail) www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Yes. But also no. But also yes.
People say they don't want potential, but potential is the base before you make sure what you like meets the standard you set for yourself
I want you to win the game but you still have to show me you can play and likewise
People say they don't want potential, but potential is the base before you make sure what you like meets the standard you set for yourself
I want you to win the game but you still have to show me you can play and likewise
Everyone is "easy" if they are into you.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yes. But also no. But also yes.
People say they don't want potential, but potential is the base before you make sure what you like meets the standard you set for yourself
I want you to win the game but you still have to show me you can play and likewise
People say they don't want potential, but potential is the base before you make sure what you like meets the standard you set for yourself
I want you to win the game but you still have to show me you can play and likewise
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It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
Mike Johnson -- who is, yes, theoretically a lawyer -- has not had a chance to look at the American Constitution because he's been very busy lately, folks, he just can't see everything, gosh, how is he supposed to know if it's wrong that the president called for the execution of congress members?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
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On everything.
be soft with me or leave me alone
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
On everything.
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I want a miniseries about the Fugees like the New Edition one on BET. Wyclef and Lauryn were having an affair, the controversy behind the making of Miseducation, Wyclef running for president of Haiti, John Forté arrested for liquid cocaine then pardoned by Bush...at least 10 1-hour episodes.
Pras Michel of the Fugees has been sentenced to 14 years in prison
Fugees' Pras Michel Sentenced To 14 Years In Prison
Pras Michel, one-third of the acclaimed New Jersey rap trio the Fugees, was sentenced to 14 years in prison today, Billboard reports. In 2023, the performer known by the mononym Pras was convicted on ...
stereogum.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I want a miniseries about the Fugees like the New Edition one on BET. Wyclef and Lauryn were having an affair, the controversy behind the making of Miseducation, Wyclef running for president of Haiti, John Forté arrested for liquid cocaine then pardoned by Bush...at least 10 1-hour episodes.
