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god's drowsiest driver
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Do you notice how, the higher the evidence stacks up that our ruling class is basically just a gaggle of coercive arse-grabbers covering up for each other, the more extreme their terror of foreign sex criminals and transgenders lurking in toilet cubicles grows
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Yes, the darkest day of the year is upon us.

But that means brighter days are ahead. https://to.pbs.org/44CoI0F
Winter solstice is nearly upon the Northern Hemisphere. Here's what to know about the shortest day of the year
Sunday is the shortest day of the year north of the equator, where the solstice marks the start of astronomical winter. It’s the opposite in the Southern Hemisphere, where it is the longest day of the...
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December 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Historians have discovered there were presidents before Trump who *also* engaged in frequent hand shaking yet they didn't always have bruises and bandages on the backside of their hands.

Even Sleepy Joe Biden, who was perpetually just seconds away from dying of old age, came out unscathed. Really!
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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After two years of handwringing over “Biden old”, this isn’t just a failure to meet the moment on the part of our media institutions, this is outright fucking regime collaboration and enabling.
"There is a clear mental health crisis going on in the Oval Office right now. He is detached from reality. Every politician and pundit, every journalist...knows this. It should be the biggest story in our media. But, shamefully, it isn’t."

Me for 'First Draft':
👑 The Madness of King Donald
Mehdi's Monday morning roundup of an increasingly unhinged US president, a new pro-Palestine Irish president, the big Mamdani/AOC/Bernie rally in Queens, and Gavin Newsom's 2028 plans.
zeteo.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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right wing bigots have admitted

- the “trans women in bathrooms” issue

- the “trans women in sports” issue and

- the “trans kids getting surgery” issue

were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY

are you paying attention?
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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These people are 4chan-poisoned, they came here with one goal only - to troll. Starve them of oxygen, block them all, tell them
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How it feels blocking every government-run bluesky account instead of putting up with their bullshit
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It's difficult at times to hold both "this admin is doing lasting and serious damage to our institutions and the globe" and "this admin is full of the most bafflingly incompetent idiots you've ever seen who fall over themselves like a Vaudeville act constantly."

The duality of man is incredible.
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Canada vs USA. Not the same.
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We used to be a proper country.
60 years of American design.
October 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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“21% of americans trans” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is not transgender. Genders Georg, who lives in new york & transitions over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Man, the worst thing is I'm working on some very cool stuff with some very cool people and despite that I just feel like shit.

Gonna have to unplug for a bit.

Be kind to your neighbors and rude to bigots.
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
September 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The Department of Defense: literally purging the ranks of people who said mean things about a Right wing podcaster

Our Professional Take-Having Class: arglebargle leftist cancel culture something Bouie doesn't like me
September 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM