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“Great British Memes” and it’s a photo of Mary Lou McDonald…
December 2, 2024 at 10:12 AM
“Great British Memes” and it’s a photo of Mary Lou McDonald…
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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BELIEVE ME WE’RE AWARE
November 6, 2024 at 10:29 AM
BELIEVE ME WE’RE AWARE
0 exams left
Think I’ve achieved euphoria
Think I’ve achieved euphoria
May 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
0 exams left
Think I’ve achieved euphoria
Think I’ve achieved euphoria
The BBC did those two incredibly dirty
May 3, 2024 at 11:20 AM
The BBC did those two incredibly dirty
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reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift
March 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
reminder that "femme fatale" just means "deadly woman". so if you want to be one you dont even need to dress fancy, you can just run someone over with a forklift
Trainline’s marketing is biting them on the arse because people are now harassing it when they’ve got themselves into trouble with TOCs rather than the actual operator itself.
Impressive really.
Impressive really.
December 13, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Trainline’s marketing is biting them on the arse because people are now harassing it when they’ve got themselves into trouble with TOCs rather than the actual operator itself.
Impressive really.
Impressive really.
A plague on the houses of any and everyone involved in creating aptitude tests
None of them have ever worked in their lives I’m convinced
None of them have ever worked in their lives I’m convinced
November 11, 2023 at 4:52 PM
A plague on the houses of any and everyone involved in creating aptitude tests
None of them have ever worked in their lives I’m convinced
None of them have ever worked in their lives I’m convinced
*Me, peaceful and asleep on the train*
The train, rudely disturbing me: “This is Hainault, where this train terminates”
Ah. It’s only about two stops along but has thrown all my plans out of order.
The train, rudely disturbing me: “This is Hainault, where this train terminates”
Ah. It’s only about two stops along but has thrown all my plans out of order.
October 17, 2023 at 2:10 PM
*Me, peaceful and asleep on the train*
The train, rudely disturbing me: “This is Hainault, where this train terminates”
Ah. It’s only about two stops along but has thrown all my plans out of order.
The train, rudely disturbing me: “This is Hainault, where this train terminates”
Ah. It’s only about two stops along but has thrown all my plans out of order.
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
“You have a vague Viennese accent when you speak German” - person doing my speaking exam earlier
September 20, 2023 at 1:48 PM
“You have a vague Viennese accent when you speak German” - person doing my speaking exam earlier
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Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter
September 19, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter
Avanti West Coast hate club #1 member right here because what the fuck is their excuse for this sorry bullshit
Am two seconds away from just booking a flight instead I genuinely hate them
Am two seconds away from just booking a flight instead I genuinely hate them
September 15, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Avanti West Coast hate club #1 member right here because what the fuck is their excuse for this sorry bullshit
Am two seconds away from just booking a flight instead I genuinely hate them
Am two seconds away from just booking a flight instead I genuinely hate them
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what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
July 28, 2023 at 5:07 PM
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
Prison for anyone sitting right next to, in front of, or behind people when the bus is literally otherwise empty
Relatedly I’m imagining lasers beaming from my eyes into the head of the guy in front of me on this OTHERWISE EMPTY BUS
Relatedly I’m imagining lasers beaming from my eyes into the head of the guy in front of me on this OTHERWISE EMPTY BUS
August 23, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Prison for anyone sitting right next to, in front of, or behind people when the bus is literally otherwise empty
Relatedly I’m imagining lasers beaming from my eyes into the head of the guy in front of me on this OTHERWISE EMPTY BUS
Relatedly I’m imagining lasers beaming from my eyes into the head of the guy in front of me on this OTHERWISE EMPTY BUS
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I hope he buys LinkedIn next
August 21, 2023 at 5:51 PM
I hope he buys LinkedIn next
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i've seen people on here saying that they like seeing public block lists because they like laughing at people who are mad at them and think they're blocking them because they're obsessed and i cannot stress enough that people block because they specifically don't want to think about you
Or: speaking as someone endowed by nature with inherent asshole tendencies - and who knows it’s MY responsibility to be accountable for that - I try hard to avoid situations where I’m *really* tempted by the urge to be a shitfuck.
Thus: blocking and muting.
Thus: blocking and muting.
In my heart, I absolutely love being a shitlord troll on the Internet, and blocking a ton of people so I’m not tempted to scrap with them is a *key* part of being a decent Internet citizen for me.
August 21, 2023 at 8:01 PM
i've seen people on here saying that they like seeing public block lists because they like laughing at people who are mad at them and think they're blocking them because they're obsessed and i cannot stress enough that people block because they specifically don't want to think about you
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seeing everyone I know from Twitter on my Bluesky feed with the same usernames and icons
August 19, 2023 at 1:28 AM
seeing everyone I know from Twitter on my Bluesky feed with the same usernames and icons
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the one thing, above all, I’d suggest to the newskies:
be kind
block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect
we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it
be kind
block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect
we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it
August 18, 2023 at 10:16 PM
the one thing, above all, I’d suggest to the newskies:
be kind
block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect
we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it
be kind
block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect
we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it