evil fizz
@evilfizz.bsky.social
Attorney, Army veteran, erstwhile feminist blogger, polite menace, etc.
Views are entirely my own.
Views are entirely my own.
Was asking Altman “are you an unfit parent” too direct or something?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Was asking Altman “are you an unfit parent” too direct or something?
Remember when people talked about Trump becoming presidential? That somehow he’d come to understand the gravity of the office and his responsibilities? Ha.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Remember when people talked about Trump becoming presidential? That somehow he’d come to understand the gravity of the office and his responsibilities? Ha.
I have found the recipe on which NYT commenters utterly fail: the Manhattan.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have found the recipe on which NYT commenters utterly fail: the Manhattan.
The Fizzlet is watching Wicked Part 1. I was unprepared for how viscerally I would hate this.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fizzlet is watching Wicked Part 1. I was unprepared for how viscerally I would hate this.
Helping people (i.e., supporting Scarleteen) is a great way to improve your mood and to support comprehensive, inclusive sex ed!
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November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Helping people (i.e., supporting Scarleteen) is a great way to improve your mood and to support comprehensive, inclusive sex ed!
Absolutely a ritual. Whether it worked…
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely a ritual. Whether it worked…
I just described someone as retirement age, and the Fizzlet said, “Oh, so like 80 in this economy.”
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I just described someone as retirement age, and the Fizzlet said, “Oh, so like 80 in this economy.”
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
Veterans Day feels so different for me this year. Bearing true faith and witness to the Constitution seems very far away.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Veterans Day feels so different for me this year. Bearing true faith and witness to the Constitution seems very far away.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Oh, is this what a modicum of hope feels like?
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh, is this what a modicum of hope feels like?
I tried to explain the story of how Dick Cheney shot someone in the face to the Fizzlet this morning. Sadly, there is no emoji which could fully capture the resulting series of facial expressions.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I tried to explain the story of how Dick Cheney shot someone in the face to the Fizzlet this morning. Sadly, there is no emoji which could fully capture the resulting series of facial expressions.
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Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
Come on through, Emma Thompson.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Come on through, Emma Thompson.
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
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I’m not trying to give @pbs.org ideas for raising money—but I am. I would buy women’s fit T-shirts of all my favorite childhood shows. Reading rainbow, 321 contact, square one, zoobiliee zoo. I feel like two generations will run to donate even more money for shirts with Levar Burton on them…
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted “sexually transmitted CTE” and I—
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted “sexually transmitted CTE” and I—
It’s times like these that I am glad Mr. Fizz bought Biscoff cookies at Costco.
September 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s times like these that I am glad Mr. Fizz bought Biscoff cookies at Costco.
Got my COVID shot and a lollipop! That’s a win for Sunday afternoon.
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Got my COVID shot and a lollipop! That’s a win for Sunday afternoon.
My freshman year of high school, I took world history. My teacher was the lacrosse coach, very tall, and with this deep voice that made everything sound slightly ominous. He was incredibly rigorous, and his classes were at least as much work as half of my remaining schedule. 1/
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My freshman year of high school, I took world history. My teacher was the lacrosse coach, very tall, and with this deep voice that made everything sound slightly ominous. He was incredibly rigorous, and his classes were at least as much work as half of my remaining schedule. 1/
I would expect a 1L to be flunked for writing that.
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I would expect a 1L to be flunked for writing that.
Honestly, even this language is being restrained. Kennedy’s ignorance and cruelty will kill people now and for decades to come.
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American."
It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Opinion | We Ran the C.D.C.: Kennedy Is Endangering Every American’s Health
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September 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Honestly, even this language is being restrained. Kennedy’s ignorance and cruelty will kill people now and for decades to come.
However much contempt we show for Andrew Wakefield and his mainstreaming of anti-vax bullshit, it’ll never be enough. Fuck that scheming, amoral, monstrous asshole.
August 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
However much contempt we show for Andrew Wakefield and his mainstreaming of anti-vax bullshit, it’ll never be enough. Fuck that scheming, amoral, monstrous asshole.
Short thread.
I think a lot of people in tech are probably feeling something close to despair about what to do about LLMs, since it’s clear that those with power are not going to relent with their advocacy, and they have enough uses that they’ve gained critical mass, yet the harms & risks are so wildly egregious…
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Short thread.
My least favorite word in the English language is daddy. I can handle it said by small children on occasion, but adults using it puts my shoulders around my ears.
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My least favorite word in the English language is daddy. I can handle it said by small children on occasion, but adults using it puts my shoulders around my ears.