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sammy
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27, gay dude
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Son of Godzilla (1967)
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
blunder of the day: I hosted a halloween party for the employees, and when it came time for the costume contest, I announced one as being dressed as "Dereck from the tv show Dereck"

Dexter.
he was dressed as Dexter.
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
they put a shitty ai mural on our walls and none of us are happy
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
update: it has applicants take an assessment and ranks them on how good they could be, if they get 50% or lower i have to review it.

it will not show me the questions or their responses. I just have to fucking guess???

my nightmare is that its racially profiling people based on name (it might be?)
my direct job is untouchable by ai (ai cannot hang up a poster or clean a building) but corporate changed our hiring systems from one that worked perfectly fine to an ai assisted one that conducts preliminary interviews with a chat bot and we haven't hired anyone since because it's broken to hell
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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family day out
August 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
oh im going to be in trouble today

forgot to send a email yesterday that some techs will be in this morning

woke up to automated security voicemail that multiple alarms went off 😳
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
perhaps ive too many plushies
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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hello hacker fucker
this is matt furniss
heres the deal.
if you hack this game
i will find you
where ever you are
and break your legs
and thats a promise
September 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
im normal im having a normal time
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
September 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
making my mom a sweater today
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"some movies are good... and some movies... I dont like"
-my regular guest's review of Him
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
its not done yet but im very proud of myself so far hehehe

#deltarune
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
im trying out tapestry crochet, very fun but also. ive frogged this row 3 times :)
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
very sad that incorporating bits of dark crystal dialogue is not normal outside of my family and like 10 people online. the kids at work ask me a silly question and i say "dont know!" in an aughra voice and they call me things like "old" and "weird" as if they are insulting adjectives to have
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Update: Yeah... he's getting an ass beating.
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
a woman yelled at me because she wanted a receipt, did not ask for a receipt, and then walked away without a receipt, and claimed i should have psychically communicated with the person who rang her up (thats right. wasnt even me) that she needed the receipt so she could "write off" her 3 icee cups
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
robert reich's movie is going to be playing here and if any of the guests are mean to us i WILL be tattling mark my words
September 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic.

Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM