PenPaladin Jules
@penpaladin.bsky.social
SQL DBA, escaped TX to CO, so many pets, so many creative projects, so many fandoms. Writer, artist, mom, queer. She/they
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I made myself a 2026 bingo card. Let’s see how it goes. (Blank included too)
“There are too few of us left to throw lives away!”
What she should have said:
“There’s a limited number of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage his.”
What she should have said:
“There’s a limited number of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage his.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“There are too few of us left to throw lives away!”
What she should have said:
“There’s a limited number of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage his.”
What she should have said:
“There’s a limited number of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage his.”
Your office in Westminster, Colorado? Did I miss something big?
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Your office in Westminster, Colorado? Did I miss something big?
How about light cannibalism? We got any of that this time around?
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
How about light cannibalism? We got any of that this time around?
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
“You knew I was a snake when you picked me up” but I’m a lil hognose snake, I will pretend to be dead if I get stressed, and maybe musk out of nervousness, it will be overdramatic and weird, you KNEW this —
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“You knew I was a snake when you picked me up” but I’m a lil hognose snake, I will pretend to be dead if I get stressed, and maybe musk out of nervousness, it will be overdramatic and weird, you KNEW this —
My kids are so wildly different. Cam at 18: chomping at the bit to move out and do his own thing. Ash at 18: would prefer if I ordered their food for them.
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
My kids are so wildly different. Cam at 18: chomping at the bit to move out and do his own thing. Ash at 18: would prefer if I ordered their food for them.
Having spent a few hours with it percolating through my brain, I am prepared to render judgment. #IronLung was a really fucking good movie.
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Having spent a few hours with it percolating through my brain, I am prepared to render judgment. #IronLung was a really fucking good movie.
I mean, it’s sweet + acidic + salty, what’s not to love?
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I mean, it’s sweet + acidic + salty, what’s not to love?
I’m not reading any of it. I will wait and get the important news from tumblr in Destiel format.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m not reading any of it. I will wait and get the important news from tumblr in Destiel format.
My youngest kid is 18. I can’t quite get over it.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
My youngest kid is 18. I can’t quite get over it.
“Friends, do not allow yourselves to become addicted to water.”
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“Friends, do not allow yourselves to become addicted to water.”
Won’t someone think of the industries???
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Won’t someone think of the industries???
Saw “Iron Lung.” Have so, so, so many questions.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Saw “Iron Lung.” Have so, so, so many questions.
Apparently being pansexual means being attracted to fictional characters of any gender and approximately 3 actual living humans. Hehhhhh.
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Apparently being pansexual means being attracted to fictional characters of any gender and approximately 3 actual living humans. Hehhhhh.
Ugh. I need to get a WiFi extender of some kind so my WiFi signal goes to the edge of my property. Something like 200 foot radius. That sounds expensive.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Ugh. I need to get a WiFi extender of some kind so my WiFi signal goes to the edge of my property. Something like 200 foot radius. That sounds expensive.
Ah yes, the gifted child to burned out adult pipeline, I know it well
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ah yes, the gifted child to burned out adult pipeline, I know it well
Paging @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social , wisdom spotted in the wild
I have heard this about calling myself fat so often that I have a stock response at this point: I recognize that word makes you uncomfortable, I am sorry you are having a feeling it is difficult for you to manage, I’m still gonna need you to manage your feelings and not my language. 
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Paging @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social , wisdom spotted in the wild
That sounds like a GREAT idea
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That sounds like a GREAT idea
I just learned how to put a zipper in!
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I just learned how to put a zipper in!
I always forget how big they actually are
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I always forget how big they actually are
It’s a fair price, but I think it’s a pretty basic model, so unless it does something specific you want, it’s not a deal too good to pass up.
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
User manual Janome DC1018 (English - 92 pages)
Manual Janome DC1018. View the Janome DC1018 manual for free or ask your question to other Janome DC1018 owners.
www.manua.ls
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It’s a fair price, but I think it’s a pretty basic model, so unless it does something specific you want, it’s not a deal too good to pass up.
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
My plan exactly!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My plan exactly!!!