PenPaladin Jules
@penpaladin.bsky.social
SQL DBA, escaped TX to CO, so many pets, so many creative projects, so many fandoms. Writer, artist, mom, queer. She/they
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I made myself a 2026 bingo card. Let’s see how it goes. (Blank included too)
Ugh. I need to get a WiFi extender of some kind so my WiFi signal goes to the edge of my property. Something like 200 foot radius. That sounds expensive.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Ugh. I need to get a WiFi extender of some kind so my WiFi signal goes to the edge of my property. Something like 200 foot radius. That sounds expensive.
Ah yes, the gifted child to burned out adult pipeline, I know it well
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ah yes, the gifted child to burned out adult pipeline, I know it well
Paging @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social , wisdom spotted in the wild
I have heard this about calling myself fat so often that I have a stock response at this point: I recognize that word makes you uncomfortable, I am sorry you are having a feeling it is difficult for you to manage, I’m still gonna need you to manage your feelings and not my language. 
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Paging @jensmellspeaches.bsky.social , wisdom spotted in the wild
That sounds like a GREAT idea
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That sounds like a GREAT idea
I just learned how to put a zipper in!
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I just learned how to put a zipper in!
I always forget how big they actually are
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I always forget how big they actually are
It’s a fair price, but I think it’s a pretty basic model, so unless it does something specific you want, it’s not a deal too good to pass up.
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
User manual Janome DC1018 (English - 92 pages)
Manual Janome DC1018. View the Janome DC1018 manual for free or ask your question to other Janome DC1018 owners.
www.manua.ls
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It’s a fair price, but I think it’s a pretty basic model, so unless it does something specific you want, it’s not a deal too good to pass up.
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
www.manua.ls/janome/dc101...
My plan exactly!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My plan exactly!!!
I am going to acquire a freezer separate from my fridge. People who know these appliances, what do I need to look for? Chest freezer? Upright? The space is flexible.
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I am going to acquire a freezer separate from my fridge. People who know these appliances, what do I need to look for? Chest freezer? Upright? The space is flexible.
Poor smaller child, with an extra hand growing out of his ear
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Poor smaller child, with an extra hand growing out of his ear
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BOSTON HAAALP.
Hey Bostonians! I need some help. I'm looking for a local specialty store that would carry västerbottensost. So any specialty grocers or fromagerie recommendations are appreciated.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
BOSTON HAAALP.
Omg I love that print design!
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Omg I love that print design!
Or put my favorite way: Don’t shrink to be easier to swallow. They can fucking choke.
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Or put my favorite way: Don’t shrink to be easier to swallow. They can fucking choke.
I just gave the one award for my porn. I need to catch up.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I just gave the one award for my porn. I need to catch up.
That is DEEPLY weird.
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
That is DEEPLY weird.
I know this is small potatoes comparatively, but I read a lot of Asimov and early scifi. His stories are a small part of the great big background radiation that made me hate being a girl. People like me were never the heroes.
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I know this is small potatoes comparatively, but I read a lot of Asimov and early scifi. His stories are a small part of the great big background radiation that made me hate being a girl. People like me were never the heroes.
Yeah, YOU, I’m mad at YOU, dog! Hestia here tore the door off the chicken coop and had herself an EGG FEAST. All chickens safe and accounted for, she’s not interested in birds, JUST EGGS. Guess who’s gotta build a new MUCH STRONGER coop door tomorrow? The arms race continues.
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Yeah, YOU, I’m mad at YOU, dog! Hestia here tore the door off the chicken coop and had herself an EGG FEAST. All chickens safe and accounted for, she’s not interested in birds, JUST EGGS. Guess who’s gotta build a new MUCH STRONGER coop door tomorrow? The arms race continues.
Oh my god what a nightmare. I’m going outside.
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Oh my god what a nightmare. I’m going outside.
Oh absolutely! I love that character, he is complicated and brilliantly acted.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Oh absolutely! I love that character, he is complicated and brilliantly acted.
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Hey remember back when Russian dash cam videos were everywhere and it was a big sign that the state had basically collapsed and people had to record everything to be safe? Yeah, well guess what that's us now. Buy dash cams for MPLS. www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Hey remember back when Russian dash cam videos were everywhere and it was a big sign that the state had basically collapsed and people had to record everything to be safe? Yeah, well guess what that's us now. Buy dash cams for MPLS. www.amazon.com/registries/g...
Nope, it is not, it turns out. Especially since we’d later eat the pigs, one assumes. Thank you Wikipedia. FEED THEM TO THE TREES
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Nope, it is not, it turns out. Especially since we’d later eat the pigs, one assumes. Thank you Wikipedia. FEED THEM TO THE TREES
Would it be safe to feed them to pigs?
February 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Would it be safe to feed them to pigs?
There’s a border collie named Magpie in a book I’ve written. Her person has ADHD and they get to compete to see who tires out first.
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
There’s a border collie named Magpie in a book I’ve written. Her person has ADHD and they get to compete to see who tires out first.
And the bigger they are, the bigger they shit. I’ve had some … EXPERIENCES 💀
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
And the bigger they are, the bigger they shit. I’ve had some … EXPERIENCES 💀