Evilbatwitch
@evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network
She/her. Passive-Aggressive Half-Elf Druid from a dysfunctional marriage who is convinced they are always being left out. Avatar by Shenani_gans.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Coconut delight, along with Mounds, and almond joy, are abominations.
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Coconut delight, along with Mounds, and almond joy, are abominations.
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant: Gambit
2) A Tolkien character: Strider/Aragorn
3) A Justice Leaguer: Batman
4) A Star Trek Character: Jonathan Archer
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant: Gambit
2) A Tolkien character: Strider/Aragorn
3) A Justice Leaguer: Batman
4) A Star Trek Character: Jonathan Archer
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant: Gambit
2) A Tolkien character: Strider/Aragorn
3) A Justice Leaguer: Batman
4) A Star Trek Character: Jonathan Archer
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant: Gambit
2) A Tolkien character: Strider/Aragorn
3) A Justice Leaguer: Batman
4) A Star Trek Character: Jonathan Archer
Brought my dogs to get groomed, and was informed that the petco I drive 26 miles rt for, has fired their long time (27 YEARS) manager groomer. I'm so pissed. Wtelf. 😭 🐩 🐩
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Brought my dogs to get groomed, and was informed that the petco I drive 26 miles rt for, has fired their long time (27 YEARS) manager groomer. I'm so pissed. Wtelf. 😭 🐩 🐩
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F🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬ck that.
Right-wing influencers want women to love ICE.
Right-wing influencers want women to love ICE
"We need more stories and images showing the professionalism and compassion of ICE."
www.motherjones.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
F🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬ck that.
My sister is at her first NIN concert. She's 55. Not on the floor, or in the pit, she says, because she's "civilized". Psh, I say. Cause I broke my ankle in a NIN mosh pit.
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
My sister is at her first NIN concert. She's 55. Not on the floor, or in the pit, she says, because she's "civilized". Psh, I say. Cause I broke my ankle in a NIN mosh pit.
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Right, waving the flag for the Indie Sellers Guild today. Membership is free, and helps contribute to movements for the good of sellers/the internet in general (tbf). Come say hi!
Community site: www.isgco.org
Discord: discord.gg/rJhMzV3W
#indiestrong #indiesellersguild #isg #crafters #designers
Community site: www.isgco.org
Discord: discord.gg/rJhMzV3W
#indiestrong #indiesellersguild #isg #crafters #designers
ISG Community :: Homepage
www.isgco.org
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Right, waving the flag for the Indie Sellers Guild today. Membership is free, and helps contribute to movements for the good of sellers/the internet in general (tbf). Come say hi!
Community site: www.isgco.org
Discord: discord.gg/rJhMzV3W
#indiestrong #indiesellersguild #isg #crafters #designers
Community site: www.isgco.org
Discord: discord.gg/rJhMzV3W
#indiestrong #indiesellersguild #isg #crafters #designers
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I’m surprised that my twin coping mechanisms of substance abuse and oversharing haven’t solved my mental health problems
January 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’m surprised that my twin coping mechanisms of substance abuse and oversharing haven’t solved my mental health problems
I was having a discussion 2 days ago with some people about how stores change around their items, and move entire isles, and how the Costco guys laughed at me for wanting a store map. And so today I go to Costco and I want paper plates.
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I was having a discussion 2 days ago with some people about how stores change around their items, and move entire isles, and how the Costco guys laughed at me for wanting a store map. And so today I go to Costco and I want paper plates.
Yes.
do you think that God stays in heaven because he, too, is like, what the fuck why are they doing that
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Yes.
Willow.
Name your fav Val Kilmer film
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Willow.
9
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
9
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Reminder to cancel your Nitro💕
discord wondering why i, a man with $60, look exactly like 3 teens who live on the same street in dallas, tx
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Reminder to cancel your Nitro💕
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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32 slots left!
I've been too busy working on commissions to do my next commissions post. So here it is! I have 34 slots open for March. Prices in the alt text of the images. Shipping is free in the US over $100, $10 for under $100, and int'l is by quote. If you've got a special request, ask away! DMs open!
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
32 slots left!
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Only one more day to vote for us in @projectforawesome.com! It only takes a minute to vote and it could lead to significant funding for us! projectforawesome.com/videos/proje...
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Only one more day to vote for us in @projectforawesome.com! It only takes a minute to vote and it could lead to significant funding for us! projectforawesome.com/videos/proje...
I never watched Dawson's Creek, but Fuck Cancer, and fuck our medical system forcing him to sell his mementos. Fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I never watched Dawson's Creek, but Fuck Cancer, and fuck our medical system forcing him to sell his mementos. Fuck.
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We are so close to the goal! You guys are awesome!!
For wishlist Wednesday, we're hoping you can help us do a speedy fundraiser for our new pigs, Agnes and Gus. We need to purchase reinforcements for the quarantine fences ASAP! donorbox.org/help-secure-...
Help secure our new pigs! | Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (Powered by Donorbox)
Last month we rescued two pigs, Agnes and Gus, from a remote rural homestead where they had no food, no water, and no shelter to protect them from the brutal Vermont winter. While they are safe in our...
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February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
We are so close to the goal! You guys are awesome!!
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Probably Anthony Davis, who played in the NFL from 2003-2012. Or….me?
Probably Anthony Davis, who played in the NFL from 2003-2012. Or….me?
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
unfortunately that would be one Aaron Charles Rodgers, who was one year behind us. also he's always been Like That if you're curious. if football didn't work out he was gonna marry his high school sweetie, the heiress to a local mortuary. true story!
unfortunately that would be one Aaron Charles Rodgers, who was one year behind us. also he's always been Like That if you're curious. if football didn't work out he was gonna marry his high school sweetie, the heiress to a local mortuary. true story!
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
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Guys. It started when a customer asked if I could make a computer mat for his team, the Bolts. So I did and he loved it and bought it.
So here are the three newest teams. We’re branching out! Feedback is always welcome! #etsy #hockey #computermat #computer #nhl
So here are the three newest teams. We’re branching out! Feedback is always welcome! #etsy #hockey #computermat #computer #nhl
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Guys. It started when a customer asked if I could make a computer mat for his team, the Bolts. So I did and he loved it and bought it.
So here are the three newest teams. We’re branching out! Feedback is always welcome! #etsy #hockey #computermat #computer #nhl
So here are the three newest teams. We’re branching out! Feedback is always welcome! #etsy #hockey #computermat #computer #nhl
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Was there a reason you couldn’t have simply alt texted the damn picture
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Was there a reason you couldn’t have simply alt texted the damn picture
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we’ve only made $10 this past week at all… anything towards food & housing would b deeply appreciated :(
C: $freakingbabygirl
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C: $freakingbabygirl
throne.com/freakingangel
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Hi @secretaboutbox.bsky.social ! I skeeted about bluesky's nanny-gate 3 months ago. They make unspoken, unwanted changes. You can turn these labels off.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Hi @secretaboutbox.bsky.social ! I skeeted about bluesky's nanny-gate 3 months ago. They make unspoken, unwanted changes. You can turn these labels off.