Evil Bat Witch
@evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network
She/her. Passive-Aggressive Half-Elf Druid from a dysfunctional marriage who is convinced they are always being left out. Avatar by Shenani_gans.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
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Who do I know near Oakland who needs beautiful voids?
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[alt text: repost contains two photos of black cats, one staring up at camera with big yellow eyes, the other rolling on a blue rug, green eyes blurry from motion]
I’m facilitating the rehoming of two sweet cats who belonged to a friend who recently passed unexpectedly. They deserve a stable place to land. 2-3 year old bonded pair, one male one female. Please send me a DM if you have the interest and ability to care for these sweet voids. Located in Oakland.
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Who do I know near Oakland who needs beautiful voids?
[alt text: repost contains two photos of black cats, one staring up at camera with big yellow eyes, the other rolling on a blue rug, green eyes blurry from motion]
[alt text: repost contains two photos of black cats, one staring up at camera with big yellow eyes, the other rolling on a blue rug, green eyes blurry from motion]
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Dear newcomers to Bsky, in the early days of this site, we collectively decided that blocking and not engaging is better than bringing some shit to your feed by quote dunking.
Quote dunking is a faux pas here.
Don't do this.
See someone who's wrong on your feed?
Block them and move on.
Quote dunking is a faux pas here.
Don't do this.
See someone who's wrong on your feed?
Block them and move on.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Dear newcomers to Bsky, in the early days of this site, we collectively decided that blocking and not engaging is better than bringing some shit to your feed by quote dunking.
Quote dunking is a faux pas here.
Don't do this.
See someone who's wrong on your feed?
Block them and move on.
Quote dunking is a faux pas here.
Don't do this.
See someone who's wrong on your feed?
Block them and move on.
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Well that's dandy - anyone shopping in the East Bay the week before Xmas should read -
Bay Area measles case confirmed, exposures possible in Walnut Creek, Lafayette www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea...
Bay Area measles case confirmed, exposures possible in Walnut Creek, Lafayette www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea...
Bay Area measles case confirmed, exposures possible in Walnut Creek, Lafayette
Health officials in Contra Costa County have confirmed a measles infection in a person who was mingling in public places for about a week before being discovered.
www.sfgate.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well that's dandy - anyone shopping in the East Bay the week before Xmas should read -
Bay Area measles case confirmed, exposures possible in Walnut Creek, Lafayette www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea...
Bay Area measles case confirmed, exposures possible in Walnut Creek, Lafayette www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea...
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We don't have much time left to meet this matching donation challenge to save more lives like Ember Jane and Phoenix. Please consider a donation if you can! Any amount helps, especially since it is DOUBLED right now! donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
End of Year Match! | Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (Powered by Donorbox)
The end of 2025 has come with some massive vet bills for our residents and the arrival of two precious senior mini horses who have no record of vetting. They need medical exams, vaccines, dental work,...
donorbox.org
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We don't have much time left to meet this matching donation challenge to save more lives like Ember Jane and Phoenix. Please consider a donation if you can! Any amount helps, especially since it is DOUBLED right now! donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
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*NEW STICKER ALERT*
BROCK & ROLL comes in all the sizes 2, 3, 4 and 6”
#avs #goavsgo #brocknelson #hockey
kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4433...
BROCK & ROLL comes in all the sizes 2, 3, 4 and 6”
#avs #goavsgo #brocknelson #hockey
kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4433...
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*NEW STICKER ALERT*
BROCK & ROLL comes in all the sizes 2, 3, 4 and 6”
#avs #goavsgo #brocknelson #hockey
kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4433...
BROCK & ROLL comes in all the sizes 2, 3, 4 and 6”
#avs #goavsgo #brocknelson #hockey
kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4433...
"ruin"* 2 bands by combining them:
*not ruined. An actual mash-up band
Beatallica. With songs such as
"And Justice for All My Loving
Thanks for the rec, @unusualappetite.bsky.social!
*not ruined. An actual mash-up band
Beatallica. With songs such as
"And Justice for All My Loving
Thanks for the rec, @unusualappetite.bsky.social!
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Rob ZomBeatles, known for their hit You're Gonna Lose That Living Dead Girl
The Rob ZomBeatles, known for their hit You're Gonna Lose That Living Dead Girl
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"ruin"* 2 bands by combining them:
*not ruined. An actual mash-up band
Beatallica. With songs such as
"And Justice for All My Loving
Thanks for the rec, @unusualappetite.bsky.social!
*not ruined. An actual mash-up band
Beatallica. With songs such as
"And Justice for All My Loving
Thanks for the rec, @unusualappetite.bsky.social!
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If you are able to consider a donation, now is the perfect time to do it because your gift will be doubled by a matching donor! Help us make sure we have the resources to help the next Walter who comes along. ❤️ donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
End of Year Match! | Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (Powered by Donorbox)
The end of 2025 has come with some massive vet bills for our residents and the arrival of two precious senior mini horses who have no record of vetting. They need medical exams, vaccines, dental work,...
donorbox.org
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you are able to consider a donation, now is the perfect time to do it because your gift will be doubled by a matching donor! Help us make sure we have the resources to help the next Walter who comes along. ❤️ donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
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Thank you so much, everyone! I'm about halfway to the goal with a couple days to go.
Hey folks, I was hoping to not have to make this post, but a check I was waiting on isn't coming. I've got another medical appointment this week and need to cover rent. My health is really going downhill and I need all the help I can get. If you can't help, please share! The goal is $1000.
Pay Colonel Bosch's Mech Hanger
Tap to finalize your purchase. No PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thank you so much, everyone! I'm about halfway to the goal with a couple days to go.
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9 donors now! Please keep sharing!! #donorschoose #education
Thank you to the eight people who have already donated! Please share the link so I can get my students real dictionaries and wean them from “AI summaries” of definitions.
C'mon, folks, mama needs a new set of dictionaries. #donorschoose #clearthelist @donorschoose.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
9 donors now! Please keep sharing!! #donorschoose #education
1? Oh my goodness, Sophia. I have a BUNCH. Most of these were my dad's weekend, starting when I was 11. My sister was 6.
Let's start with Animal House. Then
Blazing Saddles, Annie Hall, Sleeper, All the President's Men, Silent Movie, Logan's Run, Murder by Death, Silver Streak.
Let's start with Animal House. Then
Blazing Saddles, Annie Hall, Sleeper, All the President's Men, Silent Movie, Logan's Run, Murder by Death, Silver Streak.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
1? Oh my goodness, Sophia. I have a BUNCH. Most of these were my dad's weekend, starting when I was 11. My sister was 6.
Let's start with Animal House. Then
Blazing Saddles, Annie Hall, Sleeper, All the President's Men, Silent Movie, Logan's Run, Murder by Death, Silver Streak.
Let's start with Animal House. Then
Blazing Saddles, Annie Hall, Sleeper, All the President's Men, Silent Movie, Logan's Run, Murder by Death, Silver Streak.
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Up to nine now! Thanks for sharing!!!
Thank you to the eight people who have already donated! Please share the link so I can get my students real dictionaries and wean them from “AI summaries” of definitions.
C'mon, folks, mama needs a new set of dictionaries. #donorschoose #clearthelist @donorschoose.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Up to nine now! Thanks for sharing!!!
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If you can give anything at all to help the farm sanctuary I work for meet this matching goal I would be so grateful! donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
We are about 1/3 of the way to our matching goal, which is so exciting but there is still a long way to go! Little Eloise the piglet is one of the many residents we have here who would likely no longer be alive if we didn't exist. donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you can give anything at all to help the farm sanctuary I work for meet this matching goal I would be so grateful! donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
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December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
💞💸
🚨emergency MA request🚨
we need to take our cat Fabio to the 24hr vet ER, he has been having trouble peeing and it's getting worse and he NEEDS to be seen ASAP
we guesstimate at least $300? so ANYTHING you can give to help towards that PLEASE
vmo: ellemeff
$fionasnapple
paypal.me/ellemeff
we need to take our cat Fabio to the 24hr vet ER, he has been having trouble peeing and it's getting worse and he NEEDS to be seen ASAP
we guesstimate at least $300? so ANYTHING you can give to help towards that PLEASE
vmo: ellemeff
$fionasnapple
paypal.me/ellemeff
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
💞💸
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December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm quote skeeting this in honor of all victims 😞
In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game…
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
Home - Take Back the Night | End Sexual & Domestic Violence | Get Help!
takebackthenight.org
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm quote skeeting this in honor of all victims 😞
I'm glad we can watch carter shart lay a fucking egg. What a horrible team hiring this absolute fart weasel.
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm glad we can watch carter shart lay a fucking egg. What a horrible team hiring this absolute fart weasel.
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In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game…
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
Home - Take Back the Night | End Sexual & Domestic Violence | Get Help!
takebackthenight.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game…
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
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Little Clementine came here because her 97 year old owner could no longer care for her. She is elderly, nearly blind and has no record of vetting so she needs extensive dental, hoof, and medical care. Can you help us meet a $12,500 matching goal to help animals like her? donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Little Clementine came here because her 97 year old owner could no longer care for her. She is elderly, nearly blind and has no record of vetting so she needs extensive dental, hoof, and medical care. Can you help us meet a $12,500 matching goal to help animals like her? donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
@wildlee.bsky.social is a marvel!
You can add alt text when you post an image here by clicking the “+ALT” button on the upper-left of the image (after you upload it, but before you post).
There’s even a setting you can use so that you can’t forget the alt text: Settings → Accessibility → Require alt text before posting
There’s even a setting you can use so that you can’t forget the alt text: Settings → Accessibility → Require alt text before posting
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@wildlee.bsky.social is a marvel!