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[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve)
@evethevampire.bsky.social
24, She/They, autistic, Marxist, trans ally🏳️‍⚧️, pro-Palestine🇵🇸
18+ MDNI
Fridges dont need ads. Actually, they dont even need a fucking tablet attacked to them to begin with.

We are driving our own demise with the dumbest technological bullshit ever, and a part of me feels like I sensed this when I was about 11 and started to become overwhelmed-
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've been learning about who this Rosscreations guy is, and every response has been, "I thought he was such a cool guy. I really can't believe he'd do that to a possum" and then a follow up reply will be, "Yeah, but I still remember when he was creeping on that lesbian couple-
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#Autism Lifehack: Wherever you can, keep a large stick with garlic tied to the end of it when at risk of approaching Germans. Like vampires, Germans shrivel up at the scent of Garlic. It works wonders and really clears the head.
#Autism Lifehack: Wherever you can, keep your smartphone and earbuds with you and when at risk of auditory overstimulation, put on white noise. It works wonders and really clears the head.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Please don't ever do what this guy did. If you have a problem with Campbell's, just donate the unused and still edible cans to a shelter.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Idk which one's funnier, "Americanophobia", the anti-AI/bitcoin list, or "ELVIS HATERS🖕"
I just checked my own lists

LMAAOOO I've been pissing off all the right people.

And obv I'm the "tankie" thrown into the "illberals"
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
This is some Olympic level baby gymnastics to get offended over ppl referring to Americans as "USians" in order to save letters with the current character limits.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I've said this before, but I will crash tf out if this shit ever reaches societal acceptance before trans existence or queerness as a whole does.

Like I used to think the concept of "worldly evil" was silly, but if there was ever anything that fit the biblical definition of "worldly evil" its AI-
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is singlehandedly the most vile and atrocious thing I've ever seen written by a Bluesky dem.

And the context in the thread does not help whatsoever.
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.

"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.

Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Autistic woman: "I have autism."

Male doctor: *looks at a picture of Sheldon Cooper on his clipboard*

"No you don't."

Autistic woman: "Yes, I do."

Male doctor: *flips to an image of the good doctor*

"...Bullshit."
Just had a doctor interrogate the autism diagnosis on my records due to the ‘high levels of emotional empathy’ observed during our consultation. He then suggested that being a writer and autistic was, in his mind, highly unlikely.

Sorry, lads…but am I in the wrong century?
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Idk what the fuck just happened to me 20 minutes ago but I think I had like visual snow bouncing off the left side of my left eye and it freaked me the fuck out. I thought maybe it was just that thing you get from accidentally looking straight into a lightbulb but it was worse.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
TRANSGENDER NUT CRACKERS
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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love the communist, socialist and anarchist gringos 🤍🩷 haha.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Idk what made me finally get around to watching this documentary but I was crying by the end of it:
Aileen Wuornos: The Story of a Serial Killer (True Crime Documentary) | Real Stories
YouTube video by Real Stories
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
As an autistic woman, a lot of us have that fear of accidentally pissing people off without understanding what we done wrong because for a lot of us, there was *that one time* where that actually happened...

And I could not possibly comprehend a scenario that ever played out as bad as this-
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
So the doordash girl caught charges for posting evidence online for the greater internet to see and now people are trying to paint her as the predator when why the FUCK was a man making a doordash order with his pants down and the door wide open?!
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No. There is zero evidence vikings ever wore dreadlocks or, as some people love to claim, boxbraids.

I have heard an actual Icelandic woman with confirmed viking ancestors even say this is bullshit.

Im sorry, but as the person you quoteposted has already said, if you have 1a-2c hair-
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
You know this bitch was the type in high school to talk shit about you to everybody and then start crying when you and your friends would confront her about it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why the fuck did I just read that Bubba was also the name for Ghislaine Maxwell's horse?!?

So it's a 50/50 shot he either had Clinton in his mouth or HORSE COCK?
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
As someone who sits in the spectrum of bisexuality, let me be very fucking clear that those two are not entering the club.

I dont care how fat Clinton's clint is or how much glizzy Donnie can gobble.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
U first
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's okay to not understand something, but it doesn't make it wrong. People have taken stuff like he/him lesbians, pansexuality, polyamory, etc. and try to turn them in a moral debate within queerness because it makes them uncomfortable or confused and thats just wrong and kinda shitty.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm sorry to anyone who ever spend time drawing Alana O'Brien or was just simply a fan of her art. She's such an unbelievable piece of shit and I'm surprised she got away with it for so long when her liked posts were always visible.

Not to mention just spitting in the faces of real artists who-
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM