[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve)
@evethevampire.bsky.social
24, She/They, autistic, commie Marxist, trans ally🏳️⚧️, Free Palestine🇵🇸, Abolish ICE
18+ MDNI
18+ MDNI
Well you're Israeli, so maybe you'd know a thing or two about showing up uninvited into someone's house...
like an immigrant coming illegally to a country which they weren't invited to?
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Well you're Israeli, so maybe you'd know a thing or two about showing up uninvited into someone's house...
When I was 13, I went to a school that had the loudest goddamn fire alarms on earth and it would disorientate me constantly.
Nevertheless, I'd rather be shaken up a little than burn to death.
Ppl need to learn to self-accomodate. This about preventing ICE from abducting and killing your neighbors
Nevertheless, I'd rather be shaken up a little than burn to death.
Ppl need to learn to self-accomodate. This about preventing ICE from abducting and killing your neighbors
Seeing yet another 'using whistles is disablist' piece circulating: for the 40 millionth time, using disabled people as cover like this is disgusting and calculated to prey on people who are anxious about doing the wrong thing. Doesn't escape notice that white people are the worst offenders.
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
When I was 13, I went to a school that had the loudest goddamn fire alarms on earth and it would disorientate me constantly.
Nevertheless, I'd rather be shaken up a little than burn to death.
Ppl need to learn to self-accomodate. This about preventing ICE from abducting and killing your neighbors
Nevertheless, I'd rather be shaken up a little than burn to death.
Ppl need to learn to self-accomodate. This about preventing ICE from abducting and killing your neighbors
I got dumped. Boy does that shit hurt.
Wasn't sure if capitalism or the bigotry of others was going to kill my relationship, but it ended up being capitalism.
Wasn't sure if capitalism or the bigotry of others was going to kill my relationship, but it ended up being capitalism.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I got dumped. Boy does that shit hurt.
Wasn't sure if capitalism or the bigotry of others was going to kill my relationship, but it ended up being capitalism.
Wasn't sure if capitalism or the bigotry of others was going to kill my relationship, but it ended up being capitalism.
People are getting shot to death by ICE, Palestinian babies have been starved and massacred for over 2 years straight, and the most powerful people in the world have been exposed for horrendous crimes against children.
Your childrens' cartoons cannot fucking remedy any of this.
Your childrens' cartoons cannot fucking remedy any of this.
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
People are getting shot to death by ICE, Palestinian babies have been starved and massacred for over 2 years straight, and the most powerful people in the world have been exposed for horrendous crimes against children.
Your childrens' cartoons cannot fucking remedy any of this.
Your childrens' cartoons cannot fucking remedy any of this.
You know what I do when I find out someone I know is actually a disgusting pos?
I cut all ties with them.
I dont seek those people out. Why do you?
I cut all ties with them.
I dont seek those people out. Why do you?
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You know what I do when I find out someone I know is actually a disgusting pos?
I cut all ties with them.
I dont seek those people out. Why do you?
I cut all ties with them.
I dont seek those people out. Why do you?
I've never really gotten super invested in anime in the past, but god do I really wanna watch The Darwin Incident because look at this guy:
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I've never really gotten super invested in anime in the past, but god do I really wanna watch The Darwin Incident because look at this guy:
The best part is that if you scroll back far enough into this fedboy's replies, you'll see him gooning over NSFW content.
Internet feds accounts are such a fucking joke.
Internet feds accounts are such a fucking joke.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The best part is that if you scroll back far enough into this fedboy's replies, you'll see him gooning over NSFW content.
Internet feds accounts are such a fucking joke.
Internet feds accounts are such a fucking joke.
The 2nd amendment is a complete illusion if a legal carrier can be shot to death for carrying.
Furthermore, ICE must be abolished and their agents must be tried for crimes against humanity.
Furthermore, ICE must be abolished and their agents must be tried for crimes against humanity.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The 2nd amendment is a complete illusion if a legal carrier can be shot to death for carrying.
Furthermore, ICE must be abolished and their agents must be tried for crimes against humanity.
Furthermore, ICE must be abolished and their agents must be tried for crimes against humanity.
Before anyone starts to feel bad for him at all, Google "Marvin Morales Sacramento deputy".
If Hell is real, he's doing the sponge with his dick out down there.
If Hell is real, he's doing the sponge with his dick out down there.
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Before anyone starts to feel bad for him at all, Google "Marvin Morales Sacramento deputy".
If Hell is real, he's doing the sponge with his dick out down there.
If Hell is real, he's doing the sponge with his dick out down there.
Well yeah. If I had to chose between revoking parental rights on antivaxxers, or letting their innocent kids die of complications related to measles, meningitis, etc. because their parents thought illnesses could be prayed away (actual kids have died this way), then fuck those parents.
January 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Well yeah. If I had to chose between revoking parental rights on antivaxxers, or letting their innocent kids die of complications related to measles, meningitis, etc. because their parents thought illnesses could be prayed away (actual kids have died this way), then fuck those parents.
I have autism.
My omi (my grandmother) is 89 and on dialysis.
Guess who has a significantly easier time keeping up with my neices/her great grandchildren?
If you genuinely believe the both of us are equally qualified to run for office, then even she would tell you you're out of your fucking mind.
My omi (my grandmother) is 89 and on dialysis.
Guess who has a significantly easier time keeping up with my neices/her great grandchildren?
If you genuinely believe the both of us are equally qualified to run for office, then even she would tell you you're out of your fucking mind.
You may think that, but that's because you are a bigoted ageist.
Also I think its even more insulting to insinuate that younger folks with disabilities and 90 year olds in office are on an equal playing field.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I have autism.
My omi (my grandmother) is 89 and on dialysis.
Guess who has a significantly easier time keeping up with my neices/her great grandchildren?
If you genuinely believe the both of us are equally qualified to run for office, then even she would tell you you're out of your fucking mind.
My omi (my grandmother) is 89 and on dialysis.
Guess who has a significantly easier time keeping up with my neices/her great grandchildren?
If you genuinely believe the both of us are equally qualified to run for office, then even she would tell you you're out of your fucking mind.
Hey so being of sharp mind with a disability is not the same as being almost 90 and having cognitive challenges as a result.
Its not ableism to acknowledge that growing old will lead to not being able to work anymore. Thats why we're suppose to have a RETIREMENT.
Believing otherwise is delusional
Its not ableism to acknowledge that growing old will lead to not being able to work anymore. Thats why we're suppose to have a RETIREMENT.
Believing otherwise is delusional
Tough look for someone who started their campaign on an explicitly anti-gerontocracy platform
Tonight, I missed a virtual forum with Indivisible Edgewater.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Hey so being of sharp mind with a disability is not the same as being almost 90 and having cognitive challenges as a result.
Its not ableism to acknowledge that growing old will lead to not being able to work anymore. Thats why we're suppose to have a RETIREMENT.
Believing otherwise is delusional
Its not ableism to acknowledge that growing old will lead to not being able to work anymore. Thats why we're suppose to have a RETIREMENT.
Believing otherwise is delusional
Look what I made your AI-generated character do:
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Look what I made your AI-generated character do:
Conservatives: "I want harsher penalties for those stealing from Walmart."
The made up scenario in this guy's own fucking head: "What do you mean you're gonna detain me bcz you think Im stealing?!"
The made up scenario in this guy's own fucking head: "What do you mean you're gonna detain me bcz you think Im stealing?!"
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Conservatives: "I want harsher penalties for those stealing from Walmart."
The made up scenario in this guy's own fucking head: "What do you mean you're gonna detain me bcz you think Im stealing?!"
The made up scenario in this guy's own fucking head: "What do you mean you're gonna detain me bcz you think Im stealing?!"
I already know there's gonna be white libs and those further to the right who are gonna want to start some bullshit today, so to reaffirm:
-MLK was lied about, sabotaged, and murdered by the feds.
-the feds also targeted and murdered other Black activists such as Malcolm X and-
-MLK was lied about, sabotaged, and murdered by the feds.
-the feds also targeted and murdered other Black activists such as Malcolm X and-
January 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I already know there's gonna be white libs and those further to the right who are gonna want to start some bullshit today, so to reaffirm:
-MLK was lied about, sabotaged, and murdered by the feds.
-the feds also targeted and murdered other Black activists such as Malcolm X and-
-MLK was lied about, sabotaged, and murdered by the feds.
-the feds also targeted and murdered other Black activists such as Malcolm X and-
I consider Reagan, Dubya Bush, and Trump to be the unholy trinity of American presidents.
But God fucking damn does Trump make Bush look a lot less stupid as shit in comparison.
Im also tired of ppl saying "Reagan would be disgusted by 47" because this is exactly what that evil fuck wished for.
But God fucking damn does Trump make Bush look a lot less stupid as shit in comparison.
Im also tired of ppl saying "Reagan would be disgusted by 47" because this is exactly what that evil fuck wished for.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I consider Reagan, Dubya Bush, and Trump to be the unholy trinity of American presidents.
But God fucking damn does Trump make Bush look a lot less stupid as shit in comparison.
Im also tired of ppl saying "Reagan would be disgusted by 47" because this is exactly what that evil fuck wished for.
But God fucking damn does Trump make Bush look a lot less stupid as shit in comparison.
Im also tired of ppl saying "Reagan would be disgusted by 47" because this is exactly what that evil fuck wished for.
Nothing quite says you meant to fundraise with the best of intentions for others than throwing a pissy fit that's all about "me me me" because ppl have criticized and questioned your motives.
"Minnesotans have been treating me like shit for helping out" wtf have you *actually* done to help THEM?
"Minnesotans have been treating me like shit for helping out" wtf have you *actually* done to help THEM?
I am not standing down. I am pissed. People in Minnesota have treated me like shit for helping out. The attacks are still coming 24 hours later. I let it go this am thinking all of you had more to do than attacking someone helping you but I was wrong, and so I am fighting.
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Nothing quite says you meant to fundraise with the best of intentions for others than throwing a pissy fit that's all about "me me me" because ppl have criticized and questioned your motives.
"Minnesotans have been treating me like shit for helping out" wtf have you *actually* done to help THEM?
"Minnesotans have been treating me like shit for helping out" wtf have you *actually* done to help THEM?
Its very important to not mix up American Jagoff: Jake Lang with American Dragon: Jake Long.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Its very important to not mix up American Jagoff: Jake Lang with American Dragon: Jake Long.
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Sometimes I see a biker, pedestrian, or motorcyclist and the Grand Theft Auto instincts kick in
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sometimes I see a biker, pedestrian, or motorcyclist and the Grand Theft Auto instincts kick in
There are so many better ways to temporarily distract yourself from the horrors of reality, and an AI-generated website to run an alternative reality of the news where Harris won is not only peak delusion, it also contributes to the current problem of AI blurring lines between reality and misinfo
One actual good use of LLM would be an obviously faux news site that generates the front page every day from a diverging reality where Harris became president. The jobs numbers. Banal, boring centrist news. Outrage about Tim Walz’ shoe color on Fox or something. Space for dialogue on Iran & Gaza.
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There are so many better ways to temporarily distract yourself from the horrors of reality, and an AI-generated website to run an alternative reality of the news where Harris won is not only peak delusion, it also contributes to the current problem of AI blurring lines between reality and misinfo
People are saying the cop drew it to be a victim, but I have a hard time believing cops are artistic or funny enough to know who John Pork is and to draw this so well.
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
ktla.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
People are saying the cop drew it to be a victim, but I have a hard time believing cops are artistic or funny enough to know who John Pork is and to draw this so well.
"I dont care about anyone's immigration status."
"GRRAGH WHAT ABOUT 9/11/2001?!"
"GRRAGH WHAT ABOUT 9/11/2001?!"
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"I dont care about anyone's immigration status."
"GRRAGH WHAT ABOUT 9/11/2001?!"
"GRRAGH WHAT ABOUT 9/11/2001?!"
T*lib K*eli crashing tf out because someone joked about him taking fat, unflushable shits in public restrooms is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
T*lib K*eli crashing tf out because someone joked about him taking fat, unflushable shits in public restrooms is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.
BrooklynDad had always been a fucking dweeb.
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
BrooklynDad had always been a fucking dweeb.