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Just a general reminder that your experience on any social media app depends a lot on what *you* make of it. It is easy to find some annoying people on any platform. But platforms like Bluesky also give *you* way more power to control your own experience and to fix whatever annoys you.
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just a general reminder that your experience on any social media app depends a lot on what *you* make of it. It is easy to find some annoying people on any platform. But platforms like Bluesky also give *you* way more power to control your own experience and to fix whatever annoys you.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Since we’re on the topic of asking people for comment …
In 2021, Bari Weiss famously published a resignation letter by former Smith College librarian Jodi Shaw.
Shortly after, I asked Smith if Weiss had reached out for comment first.
“She did not,” spokesperson Stacey Schmeidel said via email.
Weiss’ agents declined my requests for comment.
Shortly after, I asked Smith if Weiss had reached out for comment first.
“She did not,” spokesperson Stacey Schmeidel said via email.
Weiss’ agents declined my requests for comment.
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Since we’re on the topic of asking people for comment …
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Listen others have noted that this study is flawed, but hey, so many people right now are living in their own horrible, shitheaded realities, let me live in the one where eating SHARP CHEDDAR leaves me with a SHARP MIND.
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Listen others have noted that this study is flawed, but hey, so many people right now are living in their own horrible, shitheaded realities, let me live in the one where eating SHARP CHEDDAR leaves me with a SHARP MIND.
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I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
Is there a way to get this mind-numbing Co-Pilot shit off Microsoft Word?
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
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I’m sorry to keep harping on this but after the iOS update closing a tab in safari takes three steps instead of one. really sterling work guys
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m sorry to keep harping on this but after the iOS update closing a tab in safari takes three steps instead of one. really sterling work guys
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Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
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Wanna help Philly biodiversity? Do you enjoy socializing with people? Do you enjoy soft pretzels???
I have the event for you.
I need help packing native plant seeds into wax paper bags for free distribution next Wednesday! Come lend a hand. I need all the hands I can get!
luma.com/o3sladpu
I have the event for you.
I need help packing native plant seeds into wax paper bags for free distribution next Wednesday! Come lend a hand. I need all the hands I can get!
luma.com/o3sladpu
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wanna help Philly biodiversity? Do you enjoy socializing with people? Do you enjoy soft pretzels???
I have the event for you.
I need help packing native plant seeds into wax paper bags for free distribution next Wednesday! Come lend a hand. I need all the hands I can get!
luma.com/o3sladpu
I have the event for you.
I need help packing native plant seeds into wax paper bags for free distribution next Wednesday! Come lend a hand. I need all the hands I can get!
luma.com/o3sladpu
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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When John Wick said "yeah," I felt that shit in my soul.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When John Wick said "yeah," I felt that shit in my soul.
I wish I had the attention span and patience to learn to bake good, crusty bread. Alas. it’s the soft stuff or store bought for me. Proofing may as well be magic.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wish I had the attention span and patience to learn to bake good, crusty bread. Alas. it’s the soft stuff or store bought for me. Proofing may as well be magic.
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There should always be a sweet cake around
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There should always be a sweet cake around
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THEY ARE ADORABLE!!! LOOK! BORBS ADORBS!
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
THEY ARE ADORABLE!!! LOOK! BORBS ADORBS!
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OK look "the wind subtly blows in the direction of your currently selected quest" needs to be added to ALL games as a friggin accessibility option right there with the subtitle options
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
OK look "the wind subtly blows in the direction of your currently selected quest" needs to be added to ALL games as a friggin accessibility option right there with the subtitle options
Good news! For Spooky Season Pluto TV has a free Dark Shadows channel! snow we can all watch an old, off the wall, supernatural soap opera! What a time to be alive.
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good news! For Spooky Season Pluto TV has a free Dark Shadows channel! snow we can all watch an old, off the wall, supernatural soap opera! What a time to be alive.
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All mallards are ducks but not all ducks are mallards but these are mallards.
May '25, Silver Lake, PA
🐦📷 #birds #photography
May '25, Silver Lake, PA
🐦📷 #birds #photography
July 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All mallards are ducks but not all ducks are mallards but these are mallards.
May '25, Silver Lake, PA
🐦📷 #birds #photography
May '25, Silver Lake, PA
🐦📷 #birds #photography
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This is one of my favorites!
Revisiting the 2019 Philadelphia Flower Show with a fresh edit of this beautiful chrysanthemum.
💮📷 #flowers #photography
💮📷 #flowers #photography
April 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is one of my favorites!
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Home studio is up! Say hi to Mabel, our little half-basset half-corgi girl. 🐶📷 #dog #photography
March 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Home studio is up! Say hi to Mabel, our little half-basset half-corgi girl. 🐶📷 #dog #photography