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eustace
@eustace.justshootme.ca
🇨🇦 | he | him

I will commit a random act of alt text at you

read some shit about alt text
https://eustace.leaflet.pub

download some IOS shortcuts
https://routinehub.co/user/eustace
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Private E2EE DMs on BlueSky. 👀

Germ DM 🔑
ger.mx/A_r3EVGf5I9n...
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ger.mx
A friend of mine has a role in this movie.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by eustace
a new(ish) flyer made by a friend. atm it’s at $100. anything helps. thank u to everyone who’s been helping out these last months 🩷 #helpsky #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #bipocMA
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is by streets the best thing I’ve seen online today.
🎶🎶 one of these things is not like the other 🎶🎶
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NOT HARD ENOUGH.

😂
god sends his hardest battles (two clicks to reply in bluesky) to his strongest soldiers (me)
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, hey! It's #FundFriday, yeah? I don't have the reach that Link had, but I'm happy to repost any mutual aid requests that anyone wants to highlight.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by eustace
Since Sarah Kendzior’s account has been restored for a “death threat”- I’m wondering why Link’s hasn’t… does Bluesky take alleged threats against their CEO more seriously than ones against other people? Will Patton Oswalt also have a full account ban?
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by eustace
Always check thread above!

Currency to be temp. housed: $150/$1256 (needs: $1106)

Capitalism: $0/$233 in bills with $13 of this now overdue

Existence²: $20/$450? SOS 😭

🫶🏾Thx u🫶🏾💖

linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

#MutualAid #HelpSky
#KeepFolksAlive
#BIPOCMA 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️💸 #MutualAidRequest #PWD #FundSky #MAVoid
Help me breathe again | Linktree
Trying to rebuild our lives, survive, and maybe even thrive. 🪻
linktr.ee
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Friday is once again upon us. If you happen to have any extra resources available, there are lots of people who might be able to use some help. Check some of those folks out here.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you were about to sit down at my desk and start work, this is what you might see.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Diamond Dogs 😃
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Remember StumbleUpon? 👀
A couple of caveats:

(a) it’s just an iOS shortcut, so sadly, it’s limited in usage potential.

and

(b) it needs AT Toolbox (apps.apple.com/ca/app/at-to...) to run (grabbing and parsing records via API is just a pain in the arse).

BUT IT WORKS.

routinehub.co/shortcut/240...
RoutineHub - BlueSky Stumbler
Explore BlueSky by “stumbling” to random user profiles.
routinehub.co
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Amazing. Didn’t think that the @nypost.com could possibly make themselves look more asinine and less relevant, yet here we are.
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am SO looking forward to the prospect of driving both to work and back home in darkness. The middle portion of the day, I’ll spend in a windowless room.

🥲
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This account smells like a laundry basket full of unwashed clothes and bitter, bitter regret.
This account varies
It'll be coffee and petrichor somedays, and others will be sandalwood and amber
This account smells like coffee, cloves, and wet leaves.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My dentist is absolutely awesome. Let me say that up front. BUT how can my face be full of anesthesia and STILL FUCKING ITCHY?
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Want some info about alt text? Find some links, speeches, and screeds here.

eustace.leaflet.pub
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How was y’all’s Sunday? Mine was spent (a) outside and (b) walking. I feel like that was a productive use of the day.
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Question: are Timbits a one-bite or a two-bite snack?
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This kid is all Blue Jay fans.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I am displeased.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
fuck
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Time for Vladdy to hang another one around Snell’s neck.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Jays got a benefit from that expanded strike zone at the right time.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I am unsatisfied with this turn of events.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM