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November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You have to add the following phrase: “And you will KNOW my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏾‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The answer to this and all of everyone’s questions about moderation is “Fuck you…we can’t litigate every moderation decision that’s made at scale. If you don’t like it, there’s the door.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
And that’s about the time she walked awaaayyy from me….🎶
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Zucchini = nope. People try to hide stuff like that in my food and it’s…disappointing.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
EVERYONE should be a part of this. 👍🏾
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have disowned my son over his propensity to ask for deep-fried pickles as a side dish when we order out.

Pickles are an ill blight upon the planet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
😑
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This never happens on a clear night. 😡
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM