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I will commit a random act of alt text at you.
We are not nice about hockey.

Sorry.
whomever said canadians were nice was lying!
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Took me a minute and a restart of both apps, but I got this working on my profile. 🎉
we just rolled out an experimental integration with @germnetwork.com, an E2E encrypted chat app that integrates with atproto.

Germ users can add a button to their profile so others can message them from Bluesky.

we're exploring ways to connect your profile with other apps in the Atmosphere.
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yo tires are EXPENSIVE y’all
Well, THIS is unfortunate. “New tire(s)” was not on my plan for today.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Well, THIS is unfortunate. “New tire(s)” was not on my plan for today.
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Some people find that they cannot communicate properly with one another and that as a result they must live separately.

This is called divorce code.
Campers of a certain age like to communicate via melted chocolate and roasted marshmallows.

This is called smores code.
Vikings would sometimes communicate by shouting long or short syllables. This is called Norse code
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
age verification?

I used a pay phone to return calls to the numbers on my pager
age verification?

i'm old
Age verification?

I had a furby, a word which my phone’s spell check does not even acknowledge the existence of but which, I assure you, was an enormous deal at the time
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
One down. One to go.
Observation: The calf is a surprisingly painful tattoo spot. 😳
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Observation: The calf is a surprisingly painful tattoo spot. 😳
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
And with that, I’ve shut down my NGL.

It was fun while it lasted. 🤷🏾‍♂️
Looks like a couple of someones have found my thread from a little while ago.

To answer this one: I’m not looking for dating partners.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This isn’t THAT cold. 🥶
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Happy Friday
I'm a grieving black disabled nonbinary person that is struggling with Februarys bills and rent. Most recent donations went towards my electric bill. Please help me stay housed. I appreciate anything.

#TBNC #MutualAidRequest #Fundsky #helpsky💸💕
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Dude, somebody invited fuckin’ George Santos, soooooo…
we must go back in time and prevent this Event
You can now sign up for Bluesky without an invite! 🎉

bsky.social/about/blog/0...
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Looks like a couple of someones have found my thread from a little while ago.

To answer this one: I’m not looking for dating partners.
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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bus doesnt run where my camp is over the weekend, so i really need some aid rn to help me survive out there for the 3ish days please <3

gear and food, all thats out there is a gas station and i can only carry so much

only get limited library time so ask is urgent!

💸💕

ca/pp: $miusoph

xoxo share
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Happy Friday.

Please use this space to post mutual aid, fundraisers or if you are a creator accepting commissions.

I will boost periodically through the entire weekend & repost the thread so people can look through it & find you as well.
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Hi! Thank you for this!

Rent due today! By 5pm est.

I need 414 to make it.

#fundsky
#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2026
#bipocma
#helpBlackWomen

Linktr.ee/khernandez

Op: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
Good morning, y'all! I'm 514 short for rent due TUDAY! 5pm EST.

Trying to avoid fees to a greedy overlord!

All is appreciated, y'all.

Linktr.ee/khernandez

#helpsky
#helpfolkslive2026
#mutualaid
#disability
💕💸
#helpBlackWomen
#BlackHistoryMonth
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Thanks to a very generous person we're down to needing $630. I'm gonna talk to the landlord in a min when they get here so maybe they can give me some more time but please if you can help or signal boost

Cashapp/Venmo
AkiDoughNa
PayPal
comicartofmh@gmail.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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I'm still looking for assistance with hot food and otc meds.
Thank you for this space 💜
bsky.app/profile/anpl...
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Good morning, y’all. It’s #FundFriday today and I am happy to repost any requests for #MutualAid that anyone would care to share!

It’s Black History Month. You know what to do—this feed will help find someone to do it for.
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I don’t even know what to say about this. If you can read what the video is titled and you already want to vomit, I get it.

TW: discussion/mention of child rape.
‘WHY IS IT WRONG TO R*PE KIDS?’: MAGA Hits GROTESQUE New Low | The Kyle Kulinski Show
YouTube video by Secular Talk
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
My latest RTO decision: I am gonna take all my sick time on my in-office days. Will it matter whether or not I’m actually sick? IT WILL NOT.
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Someone recommended “Playground” by Steve Lacy to me. My opinion’s this: it’s pretty trippy, like what Prince might sound like in the early 70s, but with a little less of the funk and a little more of the psychedelia. It’s a good tune! 👍🏾 I think it’s in the “Dumbo Gets Mad” space.
You know, y’all should build me a playlist, one song/artist at a time. Not a whole album, ‘cause that’s just weird.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Turns out that Thursday is also on the road to being completely ass. 👎🏾
Update: I have declared the day a total loss and crawled back into bed. Wednesday, you're fired.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM