Chomping 🎄
@etienneguidry.bsky.social
English instructor. As the days pass, I increasingly long to observe events on 🌎 from the privacy of a personal orbiter.
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An absolutely harrowing ghost story by @timescarcass.bsky.social befitting the Christmas season.
Medusa - a new original ghost story for Christmas
In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars
Jorge Luis Borges, On Exactitude in Science
Everything is ghost.
Iain S...
www.eruditorumpress.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
An absolutely harrowing ghost story by @timescarcass.bsky.social befitting the Christmas season.
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new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
J.D. Vance: From Trump Critic to Millennial David Duke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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Why cancel hundreds of men for being rapists or even just sexists, but let Trump continue to fumble and rage? Because Trump is not a person—he’s an idea. He’s white supremacist capitalist patriarchy incarnate. Not a god, but effectively so. To cancel him is to admit what’s wrong with the world.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why cancel hundreds of men for being rapists or even just sexists, but let Trump continue to fumble and rage? Because Trump is not a person—he’s an idea. He’s white supremacist capitalist patriarchy incarnate. Not a god, but effectively so. To cancel him is to admit what’s wrong with the world.
We need more stories like this
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We need more stories like this
I love robot fails
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I love robot fails
Comment section gold
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Comment section gold
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Annie Lennox - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Evil
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Evil
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The two moods of Advent:
1) Sooner or later God’s going to cut you down.
2) Stollen is breakfast food.
1) Sooner or later God’s going to cut you down.
2) Stollen is breakfast food.
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The two moods of Advent:
1) Sooner or later God’s going to cut you down.
2) Stollen is breakfast food.
1) Sooner or later God’s going to cut you down.
2) Stollen is breakfast food.
I suffer from a total inability to interpret emojis. Like what does 🫠 mean? No idea. 👯♂️? 🗿? The list does on, but my understanding does not.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I suffer from a total inability to interpret emojis. Like what does 🫠 mean? No idea. 👯♂️? 🗿? The list does on, but my understanding does not.
Patriotism is often used as a terrible, deceptive substitute for what is needed, namely solidarity.
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Patriotism is often used as a terrible, deceptive substitute for what is needed, namely solidarity.
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“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
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Tuesday afternoon before Thanksgiving ...
a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
Alt: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer typing quickly
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tuesday afternoon before Thanksgiving ...
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. There’s no vote required if he wants to release them!
The only reason the house was voting was because he refused.
This is an obviously cynical ploy and major news outlets are running whole pieces without pointing this out. He could release them tonight.
The only reason the house was voting was because he refused.
This is an obviously cynical ploy and major news outlets are running whole pieces without pointing this out. He could release them tonight.
If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. There’s no vote required if he wants to release them!
The only reason the house was voting was because he refused.
This is an obviously cynical ploy and major news outlets are running whole pieces without pointing this out. He could release them tonight.
The only reason the house was voting was because he refused.
This is an obviously cynical ploy and major news outlets are running whole pieces without pointing this out. He could release them tonight.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."
holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Caribbean reparations leaders in ‘historic’ first UK visit to press for justice
CRC mission will seek to deepen public understanding of Britain’s colonial legacy and its lasting impact
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."
Lol
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Lol
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The one email in that Epstein trove that has really taken off online.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The one email in that Epstein trove that has really taken off online.
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...