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Generally hopeful.
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The Falcons don’t make me doubt the existence of God, but they do confirm my suspicion that He is a trickster
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I’ve seen this story once, I’ve seen it a million times.
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Live with the confidence of an eliminated Falcons team
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m at my brother’s house in California and we are truly a broken family. Go Falcons!
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Bourbon of the night with Uncle Ray Ray.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Andrew Whitworth: "Were you a rivalry guy, you have a rivalry game memory?"
Marshawn Lynch: "You said a rivalry or robbery?"
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was giving my oldest a little music theory lesson on the guitar and he blacked out about 3 minutes into it. Whatever. Just play what you like, youngblood.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That football game was disgusting. Go Falcons!
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hahahahhaa! The Falcons basically knocked the Bucs out of the playoffs.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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How did a century-old community hospital in a small Georgia city grow into a sprawling healthcare system that dominates the local economy?

By waging a years-long battle to eliminate its competition and become the only game in town. (THREAD)
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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dudes rock
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Thank you to Nick Folk and the Jets for ending this game. No one needs to see the Falcons any more than they have to.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my family to you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My father in law just gave me “the look” to meet him outside and this joker has me stoned to the bone. It’s still light outside. 2nd football game hasn’t even started. My wife doesn’t know.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’ld be good if Jack White did every halftime show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The New Orleans Saints can kiss my Atlanta ass..forever and always.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Georgia Tech is making me sad :(
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Once a HS social studies teacher was inexplicably forced to do a day of sex ed and didn’t know what to do, so he told us about a “timekeeper,” who is someone at a bar who you don’t think is attractive enough to hook up with and when you’ve drunk enough for them to be attractive, you should go home.
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?

I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”

Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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all-time classic hall of fame video.
guaranteed howl-laugh when needed.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tuesday night beer.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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What would you do if your aging boss ignores his customers, rejects the data, and declines to back his own employees who's under an opposition PR blitz, but listens to imaginary voices in his head before making company-wide decisions?

That's the dilemma the Democratic Party has with Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dems can kiss my ass if they take this deal without ACA funding. @schumer.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov @ossoff.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM