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Ethan Turkeltaub
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Mostly making websites
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.

It was a little different last week.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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there are no computers in heaven
October 31, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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trader joe’s has put out a bounty on ICE
June 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
May 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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everything's computer
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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every time i read about musk and his young turd engineers i think of chang taking over greendale www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY
November 6, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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dear commissioner manfred. have two teams ever lost the same world series and if not why not
October 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Can't believe he did what he did but he died a martyr.
July 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer
January 31, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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jack smith going to indict the Mets for the verlander trade
August 1, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we
July 19, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one
July 2, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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guy exists in the sweet spot between absolutely-stupid-enough-to-be-serious and absolutely-despises-his-audience-enough-to-troll-them
June 10, 2023 at 10:49 PM
what are these "skeets" you speak of?
April 27, 2023 at 8:39 PM