Eso Taric
@esotaric.bsky.social
Writer trying to get life settled and do so writing.
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A very good show me your bug pics to you today! Ribbit! 🐸🐝
September 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A very good show me your bug pics to you today! Ribbit! 🐸🐝
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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Random vent, but it feels like every decade you find a new group of gatekeepers that insist 'x generation of gaming will never become retro because of x'. The older I get it feels like everything in life becomes a loop.
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Random vent, but it feels like every decade you find a new group of gatekeepers that insist 'x generation of gaming will never become retro because of x'. The older I get it feels like everything in life becomes a loop.
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Them: Some people don’t like owls.
Me: Who?
Me: Who?
August 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Them: Some people don’t like owls.
Me: Who?
Me: Who?
Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday. I may have gone a little overboard spoiling. Now I only have a year to figure out how to top it next go around.
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday. I may have gone a little overboard spoiling. Now I only have a year to figure out how to top it next go around.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
I’ve got a stomach bug, but I don’t want to use my sick days so I’m just going to be pooping on the clock A LOT today.
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
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I think the “bluesky is failing” shit is a psyop. The only people being like fuck this place are the most mundane accounts here or bots.
Oh the user base isn’t growing super fast? Maybe because there are more REAL people here, not bot accounts selling crypto cons.
Oh the user base isn’t growing super fast? Maybe because there are more REAL people here, not bot accounts selling crypto cons.
August 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I think the “bluesky is failing” shit is a psyop. The only people being like fuck this place are the most mundane accounts here or bots.
Oh the user base isn’t growing super fast? Maybe because there are more REAL people here, not bot accounts selling crypto cons.
Oh the user base isn’t growing super fast? Maybe because there are more REAL people here, not bot accounts selling crypto cons.
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This is what we looked at in the bathroom before phones.
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is what we looked at in the bathroom before phones.
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Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame
August 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame
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The Humane Society in Portland Oregon currently has FOUR Dogue de Bordeaux (French Mastiffs) up for adoption. This is a rare breed to see in the shelter system; these very good buddies in particular need special attention after uh. not having the best start in life it seems. Link below.
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Humane Society in Portland Oregon currently has FOUR Dogue de Bordeaux (French Mastiffs) up for adoption. This is a rare breed to see in the shelter system; these very good buddies in particular need special attention after uh. not having the best start in life it seems. Link below.
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August 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can someone give me some fanfic recs? I'm currently reading Prince of Death by catcas22 archiveofourown.org/works/444664.... Only a few chapters in but it's pretty much how I imagined The Lands Between pre Shattering.
#fanfic #eldenring
#fanfic #eldenring
Prince of Death - Chapter 1 - catcas22 - Elden Ring (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
August 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can someone give me some fanfic recs? I'm currently reading Prince of Death by catcas22 archiveofourown.org/works/444664.... Only a few chapters in but it's pretty much how I imagined The Lands Between pre Shattering.
#fanfic #eldenring
#fanfic #eldenring
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Barista: Can I have a name for the order?
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
November 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Barista: Can I have a name for the order?
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
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Just like you can make a great Predator movie by suddenly having it show up halfway through a period piece, you could make a great Hellraiser movie by having the cenobites show up halfway through a romcom
November 2, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Just like you can make a great Predator movie by suddenly having it show up halfway through a period piece, you could make a great Hellraiser movie by having the cenobites show up halfway through a romcom
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Since my follower count is going backwards on Twitter, why don't I do an art stream at 100 followers on here?
I'll be drawing EVERYONE who likes and replies to this post!
(Reposting is appreciated but not necessary.)
The stream will not stop until absolutely everyone has been drawn!
Ribbit! 🐸
I'll be drawing EVERYONE who likes and replies to this post!
(Reposting is appreciated but not necessary.)
The stream will not stop until absolutely everyone has been drawn!
Ribbit! 🐸
November 2, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Since my follower count is going backwards on Twitter, why don't I do an art stream at 100 followers on here?
I'll be drawing EVERYONE who likes and replies to this post!
(Reposting is appreciated but not necessary.)
The stream will not stop until absolutely everyone has been drawn!
Ribbit! 🐸
I'll be drawing EVERYONE who likes and replies to this post!
(Reposting is appreciated but not necessary.)
The stream will not stop until absolutely everyone has been drawn!
Ribbit! 🐸
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TOP BREAKING NEWS!
TOP BREAKING NEWS!
There's a new Godzilla movie coming from the Godzilla Minus One team!!!
TOP BREAKING NEWS!
There's a new Godzilla movie coming from the Godzilla Minus One team!!!
November 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
TOP BREAKING NEWS!
TOP BREAKING NEWS!
There's a new Godzilla movie coming from the Godzilla Minus One team!!!
TOP BREAKING NEWS!
There's a new Godzilla movie coming from the Godzilla Minus One team!!!
Hand written notes are a wonderful thing. Apparently the name for the settlement my first book is set is called Lyros. I did not know that.
November 1, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Hand written notes are a wonderful thing. Apparently the name for the settlement my first book is set is called Lyros. I did not know that.
I think I've reached the point in my life where I can't do consecutive days of work without caffeine.
November 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I think I've reached the point in my life where I can't do consecutive days of work without caffeine.
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The gremlin has landed!
November 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The gremlin has landed!
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Gentle request - it would be super helpful if everyone could please read whole threads before responding to just the first post of them! It's a little thing we can all do to make social media work more smoothly. Also reading linked articles before just responding to the title. Thank you!
Cat tax:
Cat tax:
October 30, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Gentle request - it would be super helpful if everyone could please read whole threads before responding to just the first post of them! It's a little thing we can all do to make social media work more smoothly. Also reading linked articles before just responding to the title. Thank you!
Cat tax:
Cat tax:
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