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Meg White stan
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people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
Getting some chili after shooting up a hotel full of mobsters and crackheads
January 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Getting some chili after shooting up a hotel full of mobsters and crackheads
I don't like that stuff gets saved to my camera roll that's for pictures of my dog only!
January 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't like that stuff gets saved to my camera roll that's for pictures of my dog only!
Biggest pile of horseshit I've ever heard
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Biggest pile of horseshit I've ever heard
Was hoping to spoil Christmas for my nephew by telling him Santa wasn't real but now we're locked into a heated debate about Santa Claus' existence and he's winning...
December 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Was hoping to spoil Christmas for my nephew by telling him Santa wasn't real but now we're locked into a heated debate about Santa Claus' existence and he's winning...
No, I don't like that
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too
Farmers say good growing conditions will result in a bumper crop, with the average sprout 30mm in diameter
Farmers are forecasting that brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year.
Good growing conditions, the introduction of new varieties, and a dose…
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
No, I don't like that
Thinking of taking up alcoholism
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Thinking of taking up alcoholism
When are we going to get a female assassin? Like what year is it?
December 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
When are we going to get a female assassin? Like what year is it?
Screentime for Hitler
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Screentime for Hitler
Harris should've run on assassinating executives it seems
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Harris should've run on assassinating executives it seems
Why is every reply like this
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Why is every reply like this
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2025 will be the year of the Linux desktop
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
2025 will be the year of the Linux desktop
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bro got hit with the ad homicide fallacy
"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 PM
bro got hit with the ad homicide fallacy
Have you guys seen this
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Have you guys seen this
Lol
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Lol
The first sweeping act of the circle jerk these dweebs call a department will be... ending/permanent daylight saving time. Revolutionary, really.
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are suggesting the country stop its biannual ritual of falling back and springing forward – advocating a permanent end to time changes in a move that has garnered broad support in the past. It’s unclear how seriously the two men are taking this push.
Musk and Ramaswamy suggest ending time changes, reviving an effort that has failed in the past | CNN Politics
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are suggesting the country stop its biannual ritual of falling back and springing forward – advocating a permanent end to time changes in a move that has garnered broad s...
cnn.it
December 4, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The first sweeping act of the circle jerk these dweebs call a department will be... ending/permanent daylight saving time. Revolutionary, really.
This is a required parameter for any cabinet position
10 current and former Fox News colleagues tell NBC News that they Pete Hegseth's drinking left them concerned.
Two staffers who worked with him on Fox & Friends Weekend, which starts at 6 am, said they they smelled alcohol on him before he went on air.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Two staffers who worked with him on Fox & Friends Weekend, which starts at 6 am, said they they smelled alcohol on him before he went on air.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Pete Hegseth's drinking worried colleagues at Fox News, sources tell NBC News
Ten current and former Fox employees say Trump’s pick for defense secretary drank in ways that concerned his co-workers. A Trump transition team spokesperson called the claims "completely unfounded an...
www.nbcnews.com
December 3, 2024 at 11:48 PM
This is a required parameter for any cabinet position
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Oscar Wilde WISHES he came up with “would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human?”
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Oscar Wilde WISHES he came up with “would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human?”
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shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I heard the next Resident Evil virus will be toxoplasmosis
November 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I heard the next Resident Evil virus will be toxoplasmosis
Amazon might be the worst website
November 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Amazon might be the worst website
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video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here
November 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here