eric
@eric-official.bsky.social
logged on. low effort posts. will always block back. eric.
I'm sick of hearing I should stretch more as I age. let me sieze up gracefully.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm sick of hearing I should stretch more as I age. let me sieze up gracefully.
lying is wild. "hey want you yo believe thhs thing and I am relying on you not confirming it's veracity as, if you did, you would realize my statement(s) don't comport with reality." dude.
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lying is wild. "hey want you yo believe thhs thing and I am relying on you not confirming it's veracity as, if you did, you would realize my statement(s) don't comport with reality." dude.
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I knew I was gonna get a lot of mileage out of this image
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December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I knew I was gonna get a lot of mileage out of this image
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keep saying "backside" mfers
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
keep saying "backside" mfers
"oh boo hoo I voted for Trump and now I smell like spoilt ham" how is this my problem? do better next time!
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"oh boo hoo I voted for Trump and now I smell like spoilt ham" how is this my problem? do better next time!
that's quite clearly "horror" Michael Jackson, you dolt.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
that's quite clearly "horror" Michael Jackson, you dolt.
I identify as whatever's easiest for you guys I'm not fussy
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I identify as whatever's easiest for you guys I'm not fussy
ignorance is 9/10ths of the law
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ignorance is 9/10ths of the law
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was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it
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you: absolutely and correctly livid at the abject stupidity of this suggestion
me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories
me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
you: absolutely and correctly livid at the abject stupidity of this suggestion
me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories
me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories
a central tenet of AI generated content is that bad information is better than no information
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
a central tenet of AI generated content is that bad information is better than no information
I might be done with amusement park rides. do I need a thrill like that at my age? probably not!
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I might be done with amusement park rides. do I need a thrill like that at my age? probably not!
the 7 o'clock hour is a great hour
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the 7 o'clock hour is a great hour
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
us to our grandparents: so you just tried to roll a hoop with a stick?
our grandkids to us: so you just tried to guess a short word?
our grandkids to us: so you just tried to guess a short word?
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
us to our grandparents: so you just tried to roll a hoop with a stick?
our grandkids to us: so you just tried to guess a short word?
our grandkids to us: so you just tried to guess a short word?
hi, I'm Luke Wilson. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get AT&T cellular telephone service.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
hi, I'm Luke Wilson. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get AT&T cellular telephone service.
hi, I'm Billy Bob Thornton. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get T Mobile cellular telephone service.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
hi, I'm Billy Bob Thornton. I'm here in my dusty country clothes at a dusty country pit stop to tell you to get T Mobile cellular telephone service.
fuck you soap dispenser you don't know how much soap I nead
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
fuck you soap dispenser you don't know how much soap I nead
they want to smooch our country to pieces. they want to tongue us to death. they want to neck us into oblivion.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
they want to smooch our country to pieces. they want to tongue us to death. they want to neck us into oblivion.
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i haven’t seen a koo attempt go this badly since the jan 6th protester tased his own balls
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i haven’t seen a koo attempt go this badly since the jan 6th protester tased his own balls
EARTHA KITT had SEX with SANTA CLAUS
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
EARTHA KITT had SEX with SANTA CLAUS
layne staley / lane go-ley
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
layne staley / lane go-ley
I will not be apologizing for my next post
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I will not be apologizing for my next post