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Adam Epling
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Here’s what it would look like if you put every MLS playoff team in Europe. Can the European mind comprehend this? 😉
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For some reason, I still remember some of the "questions" from this game. Don't remember the "answers", but I know "Heaven's Gate" and "Howard the Duck" were a couple of movies they mentioned
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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He made Auburn basketball the team I was most emotionally invested in, imagine how wild that would have sounded in 2013. War Eagle
BREAKING: Auburn coach Bruce Pearl is retiring, a source tells CBS Sports. It's the second straight offseason CBB has had a high-profile preseason retirement (Tony Bennett at UVa in '24.) Pearl, 65, is coming off his second F4 w/ the Tigers. His son, Steven, will be named the full-time head coach.
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes this all makes total and perfect sense, this financial contraption we've created as a society 😂
September 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
1st Q Vols = Wild as a mink
Thereafter = Sweet as soda pop
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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godDAMN
Josh Allen had 251 pass yards in the 4th quarter, his most in any quarter in his career, per ESPN Research.
September 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Good night
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days
August 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Everton haven't won any of their last 12 Premier League games in August (D3 L9), losing each of their last 7. #EFC
August 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I've never understood the hate ATL gets. For an airport that big, it runs well. The train is efficient. Also my entire life I've had a small "home" airport, either CAK or HSV, and never had any real complaints about either.
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Fan Zone upgrade.✅
August 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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This guy Philadelphia
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds
The squirrels kept eating all the food so I added some Vaseline to increase the degree of difficulty
August 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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[pats rocket on back] I think that’s a long time for your first time!
NEWS 🚨: Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket crashes after attempting to take off

It lasted about 14 seconds
July 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Any time we drive past an Olive Garden www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Ea...
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In “precedented times” the best player on my favorite sports team getting a DUI would have made a much bigger dent in my mental state. But alas! 🙃
July 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Staying at a hotel in Athens, GA, where they have these pictures of old ticket stubs hanging up, and I came across a Phil Neel! 💙🧡
June 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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God, you know what we need right now? For Jon Rothstein to tweet out that Washington will host Loyola (Maryland) on Nov 25 or something.
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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the only Switch 2 we're promoting is a switch from disposable wipes 2 toilet paper or a bidet
June 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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This is the new official name for a 9-5 football score.
The Roughnecks are getting Dolly Parton’d
May 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Smashing Pumpkins’ song 1979 came on Sirius earlier, and they always put the little number next to it for what year it was released, and I saw that it was 1996… and then I got a little sad because I realized that a similar song written today would be titled “2008” 🫠
May 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes teams just don’t know, and what are the @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social supposed to do, if not to #LetEmKnow
April 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM