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Ryan Allan
@enterstatsman.bsky.social
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Old derby ref, wannabe retrogame historian, 5.5/10 mini painter.
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vghistory.bsky.social
uninvited, screenshot, nes (1991) www.avclub.com/the-10-spook...
pixelated image of a woman's skull, long brown hair still atached, wearing a hat and reaching out for you with a gloved hand. text below: you have gotten the attention of the mysterious lady. to the right of the skeleton (property): pendant letter
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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ismua.bsky.social
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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nyamukoneko.bsky.social
namco museum
August 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
a screenshot of the Australian version of Taste Christmas, a recipe magazine, showing a recipe for a gingerbread house made of something known as "crack", which I think is some kind of mixture of chocolate and salty ingredients like crackers or pretzels. so they've called it "festive crack house"
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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thebeaverton.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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garrettgilchrist.bsky.social
Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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jasonfanelli.com
What the actual fuck
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
enterstatsman.bsky.social
Hey ma, the downstairs neighbours are hitting the bath salts extra hard today.
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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rustyshackles.bsky.social
The TL tonight
a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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bubblun.bsky.social
ぱよんぱ〜❗️
パックマンと久しぶりに会った時のオフショット動画📹✨️
ぷにぷに〜☺️
July 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
what do you mean 'normal tools'?
Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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gwentchamp.bsky.social
what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
June 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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hangmanpage.bsky.social
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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bennyheis.bsky.social
A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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eheart.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
winter consumer electronics show, wrestler king kong bundy promoting vendex headstart line of computers, las vegas (1988) archive.org/details/Happ...
thicc king king bundy in his wrestling attire, bald, leaning on a vendex headstart pc, its screen turned on. this photo has been signed by the man himself to a staff member of the magazine, happy computer.
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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hangmanpage.bsky.social
hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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buitengebieden.bsky.social
Zoomies.. 😂
February 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
I'm Sorry - Gator Days
Panel 1 August and Gustopher are walking home from the store with groceries. a carton of eggs has fallen out of the grocery bag and is sitting on the ground. Gustopher: AH! Dad, I tripped and dropped the eggs. Panel 2 This moment is making August remember a similar event when he was younger. He has a memory of tripping and dropping eggs. Gustopher: I'm sorry. Panel 3 August remembers the reaction from adults who were there in the moment and how it made him feel. He remembers the immediate guilt and inability to articulate an apology. Memory of an Unseen Adult: WHAT DID YOU DO!? Memory of August: I- I'm so- So-so-sor- Memory of an Unseen Adult: Sorry doesn't fix it. Clean it up! Gustopher: Dad? Panel 4 August kneels down to check on Gustopher. August: It's okay. It was an accident. Are you hurt? Gustopher: I'm fine. August: That's good. Let's clean this.
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
enterstatsman.bsky.social
His name is Archer.

See an Archer, post an Archer.
January 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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untitledgoosegame.bsky.social
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
December 8, 2024 at 6:53 AM
enterstatsman.bsky.social
A beautiful beverage after a long week and a migraine.
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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mrtonynacho.bsky.social
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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turbojehtt.net
October 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM