It's so weird to have gotten so many inspiring messages as a kid about how imagination is the most powerful magic there is, and you can be anything and go anywhere, just by reading a book or daydreaming, and nobody can reach in and take it away, to now be told don't bother, let the computer do it

The psychological warfare was the memes we made along the way

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,

I don’t think there will ever be a videogame where the joy of sharing in the conversation and commentary about the game as it comes out will match my satisfaction of buying it for 20 bucks in a few months

Passing this Greek mythology class is gonna be an uphill battle like that guy Syphillis

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

just put the posts on the feed bro

i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life

is this allowed?