Having a 4 yr old who screeches at me all the time is like trying to love & raise Bjork
December 3, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Having a 4 yr old who screeches at me all the time is like trying to love & raise Bjork
My wife told me to make sure I eat something after I ordered another drink, but instead I’m just calling random contacts in my phone and telling them I miss US
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
My wife told me to make sure I eat something after I ordered another drink, but instead I’m just calling random contacts in my phone and telling them I miss US
The Dropkick Murphys are kinda like if the Decemberists didn’t read books
December 1, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The Dropkick Murphys are kinda like if the Decemberists didn’t read books
Writing this up both broke my heart and gave me hope, and I got more great interviews than I could even use. GO SEE COMEDY SHOWS IN NEW ORLEANS
Great write-up on the burgeoning New Orleans comedy scene by my buddy Joe Cardosi for Audacy. Featuring @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social
www.audacy.com/wwl/news/sta...
www.audacy.com/wwl/news/sta...
Why can't NOLA sustain a consistent comedy scene?
New Orleans has long been known for its bustling nightlife and world-renowned cuisine and bar scene. So, why, in a city so known for its bustling night-life, has New Orleans not been able to sustain a...
www.audacy.com
November 18, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Writing this up both broke my heart and gave me hope, and I got more great interviews than I could even use. GO SEE COMEDY SHOWS IN NEW ORLEANS
I’m really hoping for Bluesky to win the post-Twitter social media battle because I was actually able to snag the @endlessjoe handle I’ve used forever before some other online dipshit who keeps stealing it on other websites these days. I am the one true endlessjoe, goddammit
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I’m really hoping for Bluesky to win the post-Twitter social media battle because I was actually able to snag the @endlessjoe handle I’ve used forever before some other online dipshit who keeps stealing it on other websites these days. I am the one true endlessjoe, goddammit
My 4 year old son does the Conor McGregor “Roadhouse walk” around the house and I’ve never been more proud
November 14, 2024 at 1:28 AM
My 4 year old son does the Conor McGregor “Roadhouse walk” around the house and I’ve never been more proud
I was finally able to log back into this app so I can begin to leave the X app behind like a greasy, stinky ex
November 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I was finally able to log back into this app so I can begin to leave the X app behind like a greasy, stinky ex
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The cloaked apparition in room #307 is not employed by the casino.
March 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
The cloaked apparition in room #307 is not employed by the casino.
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one of those nasty Ren and Stimpy closeup shots of my entire life somehow
December 1, 2023 at 11:14 PM
one of those nasty Ren and Stimpy closeup shots of my entire life somehow
Yo that’s some straight fuckin balderdash, on God
February 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Yo that’s some straight fuckin balderdash, on God
My mother in law bought a “hotdog flip game” for all her grandkids to play with on Christmas Eve and it is 100% a dildo
December 29, 2023 at 11:31 PM
My mother in law bought a “hotdog flip game” for all her grandkids to play with on Christmas Eve and it is 100% a dildo
I wish there was more content I could blankly stare at while slowly losing my mind
December 11, 2023 at 4:37 AM
I wish there was more content I could blankly stare at while slowly losing my mind
*cracking my fingers like Bruce Lee before I jack off*
December 11, 2023 at 4:24 AM
*cracking my fingers like Bruce Lee before I jack off*
Love coming on Blueksy and shouting into the vast emptiness
December 1, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Love coming on Blueksy and shouting into the vast emptiness
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im the guy they hire to eat dinner in the background of movies to really liven it up, make you feel like the world you're experiencing is real
September 29, 2023 at 1:54 AM
im the guy they hire to eat dinner in the background of movies to really liven it up, make you feel like the world you're experiencing is real
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guys love charging their phone
November 5, 2023 at 12:17 AM
guys love charging their phone
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there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked
October 1, 2023 at 9:21 PM
there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked
I hope the next Animal Crossing game lets you murder your villagers with a cute hammer or something
October 1, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I hope the next Animal Crossing game lets you murder your villagers with a cute hammer or something
Bartenders will LOVE you if you can pull off this EASY #Lifehack (being an alcoholic)
September 24, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Bartenders will LOVE you if you can pull off this EASY #Lifehack (being an alcoholic)
The person who shops for me and delivers my groceries to my doorstep for a nominal fee brought back the wrong kind of Cocoa Pebbles. I don’t even know why I bother waking up alive anymore
September 15, 2023 at 5:45 PM
The person who shops for me and delivers my groceries to my doorstep for a nominal fee brought back the wrong kind of Cocoa Pebbles. I don’t even know why I bother waking up alive anymore
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Apollo Creed getting the full “Living In America” intro then just whooping Annabelle (evil doll)’s ass
July 5, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Apollo Creed getting the full “Living In America” intro then just whooping Annabelle (evil doll)’s ass
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
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Godspeed You! Crank That Soulja Boy
July 10, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Godspeed You! Crank That Soulja Boy
*texting the Grim Reaper after a few too many drinks*
“I miss US”
“I miss US”
August 10, 2023 at 4:43 AM
*texting the Grim Reaper after a few too many drinks*
“I miss US”
“I miss US”