Jack Chunko
@jackchunko.bsky.social
excuse me, hombre, there's so much pepper in this mac and cheese it's gonna make me fucking mac and sneeze
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Jack Chunko
@jackchunko.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Wow son thats a gorgeous little dance youre doing. God damn boy! Damn... Little dance hes doing looks good right hun? Cute little dance to entertain during dinner. God damnit
Me, on Instagram for 5 hours fluctuating reel by reel in anger and delight: I cant wait to never die
Don Knotts in hell, red hot iron and fire in his mouth, trying to remember the smell of flowers and the sound of laughter: aaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Don Knotts in hell, red hot iron and fire in his mouth, trying to remember the smell of flowers and the sound of laughter: aaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me, on Instagram for 5 hours fluctuating reel by reel in anger and delight: I cant wait to never die
Don Knotts in hell, red hot iron and fire in his mouth, trying to remember the smell of flowers and the sound of laughter: aaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Don Knotts in hell, red hot iron and fire in his mouth, trying to remember the smell of flowers and the sound of laughter: aaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
at least theyre not demolishing the west wing... that is my favorite show and whenever i watch it it makes me want to go fucking vote
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
at least theyre not demolishing the west wing... that is my favorite show and whenever i watch it it makes me want to go fucking vote
(cooking chicken alfredo for 6000th time)
google how do i make my chicken alfredo really fucking pop
google AI assistant: No, chicken alfredo does not "pop". It may sizzle or bubble in the pan depending on the temperature and brand of oven. You may be thinking of fireworks
google how do i make my chicken alfredo really fucking pop
google AI assistant: No, chicken alfredo does not "pop". It may sizzle or bubble in the pan depending on the temperature and brand of oven. You may be thinking of fireworks
June 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(cooking chicken alfredo for 6000th time)
google how do i make my chicken alfredo really fucking pop
google AI assistant: No, chicken alfredo does not "pop". It may sizzle or bubble in the pan depending on the temperature and brand of oven. You may be thinking of fireworks
google how do i make my chicken alfredo really fucking pop
google AI assistant: No, chicken alfredo does not "pop". It may sizzle or bubble in the pan depending on the temperature and brand of oven. You may be thinking of fireworks
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if they made an oscars for sucking and squirting i would have a garage full of those fucking things
June 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if they made an oscars for sucking and squirting i would have a garage full of those fucking things
enclosures are fire when shelter is the vibe
May 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
enclosures are fire when shelter is the vibe
Cock smells so bad after shitting. But cock smells fantastic after making soup. It's so awesome what happens to cock and stink
May 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cock smells so bad after shitting. But cock smells fantastic after making soup. It's so awesome what happens to cock and stink
That is epic hopefully that sharp little jab is enough to topple all this
May 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That is epic hopefully that sharp little jab is enough to topple all this
They made God for pigs 😃 pigs can now worship and rejoice!
May 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
They made God for pigs 😃 pigs can now worship and rejoice!
There used to be a water canopy surrounding the earth that made it so every human was 9 feet tall and immortal. The Andromedans stole that from us
May 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
There used to be a water canopy surrounding the earth that made it so every human was 9 feet tall and immortal. The Andromedans stole that from us
Creator God got a cock on him 🙏 🙌 and it stinks 😳
May 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Creator God got a cock on him 🙏 🙌 and it stinks 😳
🫵 fuck your own mouth
May 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
🫵 fuck your own mouth
governor if you dont mind me saying jb pritzker sounds like a brand of bulk pickled vegetables
President Biden knows that when you get knocked down, you get back up and fight.
I join the nation in sending strength to President Biden and his family and hope for a full recovery.
We’re with you in this fight, Joe.
I join the nation in sending strength to President Biden and his family and hope for a full recovery.
We’re with you in this fight, Joe.
May 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
governor if you dont mind me saying jb pritzker sounds like a brand of bulk pickled vegetables
lovin this prompt because every single movie im seeing people mention is just total ass, like complete hot dog water. it is cool that such different things can be so meaningful to different people
what's a movie you love where the plot ain't shit but the vibes are impeccable?
May 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lovin this prompt because every single movie im seeing people mention is just total ass, like complete hot dog water. it is cool that such different things can be so meaningful to different people
shouldve been ralph fiennes
VATICAN CITY (AP) — White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.
May 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
shouldve been ralph fiennes
if i was one of those old ass cardinal mother fuckers i would be barbecueing ribs in the pope announcement chimney
BREAKING: Black smoke emerges from Sistine Chapel, meaning no new pope yet
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
if i was one of those old ass cardinal mother fuckers i would be barbecueing ribs in the pope announcement chimney
I thought COINTELPRO was those machines in the grocery store where you dump in a bucket of pennies and it gives you 5 crisp dollar bills
April 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I thought COINTELPRO was those machines in the grocery store where you dump in a bucket of pennies and it gives you 5 crisp dollar bills
The cavemen would still be alive today if not for seed oils
April 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The cavemen would still be alive today if not for seed oils
agriculture is crazy how the fuck do they gonna make shit like this out of some corn and oats 🤣
April 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
agriculture is crazy how the fuck do they gonna make shit like this out of some corn and oats 🤣
As a bad guy, the worse shit ever is when my hacker geek goes like "You're gonna wanna see this"
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As a bad guy, the worse shit ever is when my hacker geek goes like "You're gonna wanna see this"
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And1 more thing
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And1 more thing
Me, getting on the bus and shouting: This must be the bus that only let's on people who suck cock!
(Realize I'm now on the bus)
Or gets their cock sucked instead
(Realize I'm now on the bus)
Or gets their cock sucked instead
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me, getting on the bus and shouting: This must be the bus that only let's on people who suck cock!
(Realize I'm now on the bus)
Or gets their cock sucked instead
(Realize I'm now on the bus)
Or gets their cock sucked instead
FELLOW CHRISTIANS. Here's a tip that will help you to do more good!
Whenever I'm in that moment where I'm deciding whether or not to do something good for someone else, I STOP, and I think... if I do this, will I be rewarded with money/goods/favor in Heaven? And if so, then I do it! 😃
God bless
Whenever I'm in that moment where I'm deciding whether or not to do something good for someone else, I STOP, and I think... if I do this, will I be rewarded with money/goods/favor in Heaven? And if so, then I do it! 😃
God bless
April 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
FELLOW CHRISTIANS. Here's a tip that will help you to do more good!
Whenever I'm in that moment where I'm deciding whether or not to do something good for someone else, I STOP, and I think... if I do this, will I be rewarded with money/goods/favor in Heaven? And if so, then I do it! 😃
God bless
Whenever I'm in that moment where I'm deciding whether or not to do something good for someone else, I STOP, and I think... if I do this, will I be rewarded with money/goods/favor in Heaven? And if so, then I do it! 😃
God bless
This fuckin app does the random main page refresh 10000x more than Twitter ever did
April 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
This fuckin app does the random main page refresh 10000x more than Twitter ever did