Hot Padishah Emperor Summer
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Hot Padishah Emperor Summer
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March 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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January 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The thing with Abbott is he doesn't even believe this shit he just knows it's the right battle to pick for his electoral purposes
January 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
You just aren't going to beat Twitter's network effects until Twitter actually goes bankrupt and stops operating.

Plus all alternatives thus far have suffered from founder effects that make it hard to grow
January 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Valentine's Day is in 4 weeks
January 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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the baby knows how to say "duplo" but pronounces it "booplo"
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December 21, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Even US cops would not, usually* do this

*yes yes Waco, MOVE
I would probably ask “how do you know where this specific person is located and the exact makeup of the members of the household but three weeks ago you didn’t even have the intel to protect my mother from being kidnapped.”
November 3, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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October 31, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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It would be the rankest kind of hubris to think I could discern what on here is a bit
October 16, 2023 at 6:49 PM
We love the cycle of violence don't we folks?
The President of Israel is making the same argument Hamas does: everyone residing in our enemy's territory is in some way culpable for allowing the enemy to exist there and thus they are all fair targets.
October 13, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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Why do they still make remotes for TVs? Get with the times and replace it with a mandatory Bluetooth phone app that sucks and is annoying to use and worse in every way
October 10, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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“Become ungovernable” not, in fact, a good motto if you are the majority party in the House
October 3, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress
October 4, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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The thing about Hanania is that, in addition to everything else, he’s a fucking idiot
October 1, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Hey wait no one on this website knows me IRL hmmm
September 26, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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by the rivers of Bluesky, there we sat and wept
when we remembered Twitter,
There on the poplars
    we hung our harps,
for there our captors asked us for songs,
    our tormentors demanded songs of joy;
    they said, “Sing us one of the posts of Twitter!”
I really miss all my casual Twitter acquaintances 😔
*That*; it's not even the *close* connections that it hits hardest. I've had two relationships I met through Twitter, one of which has lasted nine years - but she isn't going anywhere. It's the hundreds of weaker connections that get demolished, like lighting a pile of social capital on fire.
September 26, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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September 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
I don't know what it is, but there is something about the interface here that is hard on the eyes
September 26, 2023 at 3:41 PM