It's so fucked up that we're a couple years out from the first babies born in 2010 going to college. The year Justin Beiber gave "Baby" ???
That's not real, dawg
That's not real, dawg
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's so fucked up that we're a couple years out from the first babies born in 2010 going to college. The year Justin Beiber gave "Baby" ???
That's not real, dawg
That's not real, dawg
Yo idk if you guys know this but Taco Bell while high is pretty good??
February 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yo idk if you guys know this but Taco Bell while high is pretty good??
Mars is such a good lil baker 😻
February 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Mars is such a good lil baker 😻
Babe, wake up! They put cum in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
February 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Babe, wake up! They put cum in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
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I spontaneously picked up You Can Do Anything Magic Skeleton! by @chuckwendig.bsky.social and @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social this morning and randomly opened right to this page and hot damn, universe, message received
February 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I spontaneously picked up You Can Do Anything Magic Skeleton! by @chuckwendig.bsky.social and @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social this morning and randomly opened right to this page and hot damn, universe, message received
Movie night with this handsome little guy :)
We're watching 'Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel' tonight. It's a British Comedy, so I'm sure it's right up my alley!
We're watching 'Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel' tonight. It's a British Comedy, so I'm sure it's right up my alley!
February 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Movie night with this handsome little guy :)
We're watching 'Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel' tonight. It's a British Comedy, so I'm sure it's right up my alley!
We're watching 'Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel' tonight. It's a British Comedy, so I'm sure it's right up my alley!
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Lie on your back then gently raise your head and reach forward with your front legs straight. Now hold the pose #GladdersYoga
January 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lie on your back then gently raise your head and reach forward with your front legs straight. Now hold the pose #GladdersYoga
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Be the type of person you are in Stardew Valley
January 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Be the type of person you are in Stardew Valley
Why does girl underwear not have the lil front flap? How do they get their dick out to pee??
January 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why does girl underwear not have the lil front flap? How do they get their dick out to pee??
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First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
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I love going to bed.
And lying in bed.
And eating in bed.
And reading in bed.
And being in bed.
And staying in bed.
I love bed.
I love going to bed.
And lying in bed.
And eating in bed.
And reading in bed.
And being in bed.
And staying in bed.
I love bed.
January 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I love going to bed.
And lying in bed.
And eating in bed.
And reading in bed.
And being in bed.
And staying in bed.
I love bed.
I love going to bed.
And lying in bed.
And eating in bed.
And reading in bed.
And being in bed.
And staying in bed.
I love bed.
Being sick sucks, but at least I get to pet a cat for more hours of the day :)
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Being sick sucks, but at least I get to pet a cat for more hours of the day :)
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My friend: how do you stay in the house all day?
Me: all my stuff is there and I don't like people.
Me: all my stuff is there and I don't like people.
January 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My friend: how do you stay in the house all day?
Me: all my stuff is there and I don't like people.
Me: all my stuff is there and I don't like people.
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January 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Frigid Midwest days like today are so good for binging. I am thoroughly encased in my blanket cocoon as we speak, and I may never re-emerge
January 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Frigid Midwest days like today are so good for binging. I am thoroughly encased in my blanket cocoon as we speak, and I may never re-emerge
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[press conference]
INVENTOR: i have just made a new food out of this hard milk
REPORTER: what are you going to call it
PHOTOGRAPHER: say cheese
INVENTOR: cheese
INVENTOR: i have just made a new food out of this hard milk
REPORTER: what are you going to call it
PHOTOGRAPHER: say cheese
INVENTOR: cheese
January 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[press conference]
INVENTOR: i have just made a new food out of this hard milk
REPORTER: what are you going to call it
PHOTOGRAPHER: say cheese
INVENTOR: cheese
INVENTOR: i have just made a new food out of this hard milk
REPORTER: what are you going to call it
PHOTOGRAPHER: say cheese
INVENTOR: cheese
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Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
Every year I do at least one thing I've never done before. Last year was my first roadtrip with the bestie, and lollapalooza. I am still so immensely amazed at myself for wading into those crowds 4 nights straight, and not a single drop of anxiety was to be seen!! (1/2)
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every year I do at least one thing I've never done before. Last year was my first roadtrip with the bestie, and lollapalooza. I am still so immensely amazed at myself for wading into those crowds 4 nights straight, and not a single drop of anxiety was to be seen!! (1/2)
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twenty twenty five nights at freddy's
January 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
twenty twenty five nights at freddy's
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I'm going to be producing a tv series about an entirely LGBTQ+ airline.
The pilot's coming out soon.
The pilot's coming out soon.
December 30, 2024 at 10:16 AM
I'm going to be producing a tv series about an entirely LGBTQ+ airline.
The pilot's coming out soon.
The pilot's coming out soon.
Clouds Above A Cornfield - Nebraska, 2024
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Clouds Above A Cornfield - Nebraska, 2024
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Any movie over 3 hours long is a holiday season movie. Andrei Rublev, Seven Samurai, The Godfather, Jeanne Dielman, Fellowship of the Ring. Maybe go watch The Brutalist. Whatever. Sit down and enrich your life. You've probably got nothing going on today anyway.
December 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Any movie over 3 hours long is a holiday season movie. Andrei Rublev, Seven Samurai, The Godfather, Jeanne Dielman, Fellowship of the Ring. Maybe go watch The Brutalist. Whatever. Sit down and enrich your life. You've probably got nothing going on today anyway.
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Merry Christmas to all the cats enjoying their empty boxes this year! (And to everyone else too!)🎄🐾
December 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Merry Christmas to all the cats enjoying their empty boxes this year! (And to everyone else too!)🎄🐾