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💙 Blue-nosed fox
🐰 Occasional rabbit
🟪 Asexual
📍 Sheffield-ish
✈️ Keen traveller
🎵 Composes jaunty stuff
⚽ BCFC/SMFC
🇪🇺 Rejoiner
Bad musicians can never find the right key and never know when to come in anyway
Musicians who live in apartments have to use a minor key to get into a flat
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Equium 🦊🐰 Yardley
And losing the key is often accidental
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Musicians who live in apartments have to use a minor key to get into a flat
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Before today my highest CFz reg number was 1995, but here I am, finally all regged up, number 3570. That's so much fluff.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Top spoonerism at work today as someone loudly announced they'd bought a scunt stooter
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Got called Rain Man at work for correctly working out 19 x 8.

You remember Rain Man. It's a film about a guy who knows his 8 times table.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My car passed its MOT again. It can't keep getting away with this surely.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yesterday's party was mostly me and @awkore.bsky.social slowly getting drunk while being crap at Crash Bash. Too much rum, not enough gems!

This morning I have entirely predictable but unwelcome stomach aches after grazing on party food for about 11 hours.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
What powers did the supermoon give you? I can now punch through rocks (igneous only) and can glow in the dark. I can also hear acorns but that seems less useful.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It's Wednesday morning. Time for my, and your, designated @chadthegryph.bsky.social ponder time
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Aldi's knock off toffee crisps are better than actual toffee crisps there I said it
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My boss excitedly bounded over to me to show me that her laptop lockscreen was a couple of foxes. She must have picked up on the subtle signs I like foxes like the figurines and mug and socks and notepad and phone case and custom toolbar, you know, small things.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Ooooh it's a good night for Estonian rum marzipan bites. (A lot of nights are, in fairness)
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well I made a lovely buffet for my family today and they rewarded me with a lot of cake. And I definitely definitely am going to be up in the middle of the night feeling sick and probably into tomorrow morning too but that's how you know it was a good cake
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Tiny little reservoir and woodland walk in the autumn sun, could almost imagine it's warm out there!
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If we could somehow cross a raven with a border collie we'd make the smartest creature in the world. It'd basically be a fluffy feathery air traffic control drone, in the sky itself, herding the planes into landing at breakneck pace. Come on scientists, get on this.
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It is of course also spooky #FursuitFriday today so here I am showing off my terrifying skills of BALANCING 🎃

🪡 @snowgryphonsuits.bsky.social

Dunno who took the picture, someone at CFz social bloody years ago. Possibly Awkore.
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's my birthday! 🥳
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Well I don't want beer... but I DO want to sit on a boat driven by foxes and feel relaxed, rather than the panic of being in a boat piloted by a quintet of Equiums www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-8...
Birrificio Angelo Poretti - Welcome to the Lake
YouTube video by System1 Group
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I will not be limited to the little pot you get with muller corners, I'm putting in choc chips and granola and bits of daim and chocolate sauce and none of that contributes to the overall calorie count because it's on the side of the pot it's the law
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Equium 🦊🐰 Yardley
I would love it if you check out the Hallowe'en themed piece of music I wrote over the last few evenings. You don't have to. But it's kinda fun and a tiny bit spooky.

BLOOD OF CLAWS: www.furaffinity.net/view/62795397/
Blood Of Claws by Equium
It's spooky season so cometh spooky sounds. Blood Of Claws features piano, harpsichord, organ, strings, trombones, odd synthy fiddl ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I would love it if you check out the Hallowe'en themed piece of music I wrote over the last few evenings. You don't have to. But it's kinda fun and a tiny bit spooky.

BLOOD OF CLAWS: www.furaffinity.net/view/62795397/
Blood Of Claws by Equium
It's spooky season so cometh spooky sounds. Blood Of Claws features piano, harpsichord, organ, strings, trombones, odd synthy fiddl ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by Equium 🦊🐰 Yardley
"i'm a human"
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ooooh bandicoot TV coming soon? Wonder where it'll land on the fun scale of Crash Team Racing to Crash Boom Bang?

www.ign.com/articles/cra...
Crash Bandicoot Set to Return — as a Netflix Animated Series - IGN
Crash Bandicoot looks set for a return in animation form with a new series on Netflix.
www.ign.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM