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recovering poster. head of marketing channels at @aclu.org
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as someone who is a hater, i accept and welcome the fact that i have haters. what is good for the goose, etc. in fact, i think people in this business should be more open about their hating. if we think our words matter, then we should feel some kind of way about people who do bad work.
I have accepted that I have haters, including people annoyed by the water drinking reminders, and I don't have the time or energy to care about them anymore.
this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Got a story out today about something I’ve been fascinated by for years: From Atlanta hip hop to Bama RushTok, here’s how and why the South has taken such a firm grip on modern American culture. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The United States Is Southern Now
From booming metros to culture-defining exports, the South has quietly become a demographic powerhouse and a battleground for the country’s identity.
www.bloomberg.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Absolutely revolting that this is becoming normalized as a policy
www.politico.eu/article/germ...
August 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Most people can’t quite grasp how it feels to read this, but imagine if the federal government commanded every agency to form task forces charged with finding new ways to humiliate you. Then imagine every institution in your life not only folds but starts participating.

www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
August 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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I think this is the most horrifying post I have ever read.
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the funniest thing you could ever do is let your presidency hinge on “i have never doodled” when THIS exists
July 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i have got to hand it to him, donald trump specifically being a well-established lover of doodles is the funniest way he has ever publicly bullshitted us
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Some personal news. I'm writing a history of the goddamn patriarchy.
March 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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This is what my wife, my 9 year old son, and I see as we go through the door to the garage to start our day. It's our reminder to never back down, never stop fighting.
February 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Day one.
aclu.org ACLU @aclu.org · Jan 21
BREAKING: We’re suing the Trump administration to block the president’s attempt to end birthright citizenship.

An executive order does not have the power to override the Constitution.
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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to quote the great Nancy Pelosi, “this is not an attempt to ban TikTok, it’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe: a winner. A winner.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I'm glad they banned TikTok so I can share my data exclusively with American tech perverts
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I am almost 37 years old, it is obscene that I have to spend this much time worrying about the computer
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Messed up that I spent years gaining 50 million followers on TikTok and now I have no proof that account ever existed
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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New year, new platform, same ACLU.

We’ve got a busy year ahead of us — and we’re ready.
January 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I've done full headshot sessions with less usable pictures than Luigi Mangione being perp walked
December 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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states rights unless its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case its states rights unless the state is wrong in which case its federal rights unless the feds are democrats in which case its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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only using x for my banking moving forward
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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thinking about becoming the first guy to explain alt text to newcomers
November 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Throwing trans people under the bus is really fucking ugly look no matter who you are.
November 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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A real one
March 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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working in an old cemetery means you see a lot of really great names. nobody names their kids "Fermentina" anymore
August 1, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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Did a baby write this
July 3, 2023 at 10:59 AM
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When Twitter comes back up, it's just going to be a video of Elon Musk reaching for a ukulele.
July 1, 2023 at 4:48 PM