Emily 🥨
@emiiilyt.bsky.social
in love with love and lousy poetry // she/her
Spotify just went from pup to celine dion. Am I listening to a playlist made by @laulau.bsky.social ??
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Spotify just went from pup to celine dion. Am I listening to a playlist made by @laulau.bsky.social ??
Love to go to an open house and they tell you "the tiles in there could be asbestos, just put new ones over top"
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Love to go to an open house and they tell you "the tiles in there could be asbestos, just put new ones over top"
We had our work holiday party tonight. I ordered a beer and was given vodka, soda, and bar lime???
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We had our work holiday party tonight. I ordered a beer and was given vodka, soda, and bar lime???
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The AGO might be a safer place.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The AGO might be a safer place.
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Trey Yesavage, who famously was pitching to his fellow third graders at recess in Miss Reynolds's class just five months ago, is entering to pitch in Game 7 of the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trey Yesavage, who famously was pitching to his fellow third graders at recess in Miss Reynolds's class just five months ago, is entering to pitch in Game 7 of the World Series
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As called on TVA Sports in French Canada:
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As called on TVA Sports in French Canada:
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As called on ESPN Latin America:
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As called on ESPN Latin America:
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
Really happy I booked today off work.
Really disappointed that I have a dentist appointment at 9.
Really disappointed that I have a dentist appointment at 9.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Really happy I booked today off work.
Really disappointed that I have a dentist appointment at 9.
Really disappointed that I have a dentist appointment at 9.
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i think this vladimir guy has a good future in the sport
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i think this vladimir guy has a good future in the sport
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Hello, 28th precinct, I was just yelling slurs at a bunch of people on a public sidewalk and some little skater kid snatched my transitions lenses and when I tried to chase him I fell flat on my face. Yes I’ll hold
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hello, 28th precinct, I was just yelling slurs at a bunch of people on a public sidewalk and some little skater kid snatched my transitions lenses and when I tried to chase him I fell flat on my face. Yes I’ll hold
Impressed the waitress by ordering a molson export at this strip mall pub
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Impressed the waitress by ordering a molson export at this strip mall pub
Didn't know what to expect when seeing queens of the stone age perform with part of an orchestra but it's was pretty pretty cool
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Didn't know what to expect when seeing queens of the stone age perform with part of an orchestra but it's was pretty pretty cool
There's a photo booth at this show with professional photos and someone just proposed 😭😭😭😭😭
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's a photo booth at this show with professional photos and someone just proposed 😭😭😭😭😭
Will I regret wearing a velvet dress to see a show at Massey hall tonight??
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Will I regret wearing a velvet dress to see a show at Massey hall tonight??
Highly recommend midtown pet hospice for anyone in toronto. They were so kind and respectful and gave the right amount of care.
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Highly recommend midtown pet hospice for anyone in toronto. They were so kind and respectful and gave the right amount of care.
Took the most perfect picture of my boy enjoying one last sunny evening
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Took the most perfect picture of my boy enjoying one last sunny evening
It feels pretty cool when you have VPs fighting to get you what you deserve.
September 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It feels pretty cool when you have VPs fighting to get you what you deserve.
I have to say goodbye to my sweet boy this week and I am absolutely gutted
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I have to say goodbye to my sweet boy this week and I am absolutely gutted
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yeah we noticed that
Elon Musk’s X is the “go-to platform for antisemitic posters,” according to a new year-long study shared exclusively with CNN: https://cnn.it/3Wbsj0W
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
yeah we noticed that
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My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.