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Ember
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I'm just a lil guy and it's my first day, so maybe lay the fuck off and give me a forehead kiss...
Him: "yeeaahh you like that?"
Me:
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"There's just so many things..." - Natalie Imbruglia

Girl, mood.
a man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a backpack .
ALT: a man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a backpack .
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February 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In my Villain Era

aka putting my debit card fully back into my wallet before taking my drink from the huffy drive-thru employee
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I thought I wanted world peace, but I just received an email about a form I'm required to fill out, and to get to the form I have to open the attached PNG of a QR code, scan it with my phone, and then send myself the link so I can open it on the PC. So if you need me I'll be plotting the apocalypse.
January 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space!
Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again
June 20, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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I was relieved at the time, but I'm starting to regret having escaped from that hedge maze.
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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*knocks on neighbor's door*
HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
January 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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who called it final fantasy xvi and not fantasyfinal_final_final2_finalfinalfinal_V5_v6_ffsthisisthefinalone_master_finalapproval_revised__rerevised_finalnomorechanges_FINAL_iquitifthisisnttheFINAL_finalsendtoprinters_v16.pdf
January 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Kinda seems like Herald is overcompensating for something...
January 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Actual footage of me having to pay taxes on poverty wages
January 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this...

lmao enjoy your cooties, idiot
January 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"can't complain" no worries I got us both covered homie
January 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I know I'm not the only one going through hardship right now, but please keep me in your thoughts as I try to recover from thanking someone for a compliment that wasn't intended for me.
November 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Man, I'm glad I didn't get *that* strain of the SADs... #blessed
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tell me I'm wrong.
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Damn, she's just like me* fr 😌

*also takes 10 billion years to reach my destination
this is a galaxy cluster whose light took 10 BILLION years to reach us.

unreal.
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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"Like" is sort for "Lichael"
January 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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while you were partying, i studied the glade. counting the trees, looking at bugs. one time i saw a bobcat. check out this cool rock
August 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I'm "forcing" my uninitiated partner to join me in my triennial rewatch of Dr Who. We get to season 2/Tennant and they said "🤨 he's so...manic"

Um, no, he's clearly ᵂⁱᵇᵇᴸʸ ʷᵒᵇᵇᴸʸ...show some respect.
January 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM