Keep giving me attitude and I'm gonna make you wait while I put the straw in too. I didn't come here to fuck around...

Wait... When did they add TURTLES?? I already thought I won the lottery when I married Seb and he got us pet frogs 😂😍

You know, in context, Severance doesn't sound like such a bad deal...

...hardly know 'er

Idk...this one has a lot of redeeming qualities 🥹 But I will be referring to my litany of mental illnesses as "WibbLy wobbLy brain" from now on and no one can stop me.

Honestly that's a great idea. We love a little added enrichment in the enclosure. Works for chickens, anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'm just saying, a fun little two-parter of Earnest Goes To Mars would kick so much ass