Elxlava
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Elxlava
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Can people stop sexualizing fucking everything big boobs aren't even that hot can y'all stop ffs
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
As of 2026 smile HD is still the tuffest thing known to man
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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People have been saying I cant go to japan and beat a sumo wrestler in a sumo match, and they link examples of people trying and failing.

The problem is that all those people thought they could win, which is a rookie mistake.

Not me though. I'm actually going to win.
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I miss the old internet and not the "cat videos" old internet i mean the wild west internet from 2000-2018 like kiwi farms and omegle and 4chan degenerates and shane dawson and lolcows and people bathing in gray sharpies and feeding eachother needle cookies and the racoon cheese grater
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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Being an aspec person with aspirations of creating an original IP someday can be frustrating because I just know that even any aroace characters, who are hard aroace, no romantic or sexual inclinations will be shipped, etc, and like.

That's just fandom, but a part of me is like "aaaaa."
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Yeah sex is great but have you ever locked in so hard that nothing else exists and you progress so much on a project
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You know the situation is dire when you have to use the scratch editor to design UI visuals for your game cuz everything else is ensloppified
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I know mrbeast is in the Epstein files but i can't prove it
a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
ALT: a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
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February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
No hate to this video but it will never not be funny to me to watch people try to make sense of random sparse clues that's were all later retconned in loreslop. Like dream theory is undeniably canon, Scott cawthon just wanted more money and so destroyed the continuity
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It's kinda crazy that those nutjobs on 4chan talking about how eyes wide shut was real were completely right. Like Jesus fuck this is just the shit they're showing us I can't image what's deeper
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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I love that he just goes ahead and does the things so many people in his position insist we can't just do to make people's lives better.
Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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This is absolutely heartbreaking

Dr. Hossam's lawyers warns: his heart is exhausted, his body shattered from continuous torture, & the freezing temperatures in his cell are worsening his suffering.

Do not let the voice of the doctor who saved lives fade away 💔
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
It's so sad how hard Nas daily fell off he went from advocating for human and animal rights, being pretty based, to making AI goyslop shorts paid by big yahu...
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
125 items what an awfully specific number
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I've gotta slow down for some reason I've taken to just calling everything goyslop cause it's funny but I'm just spamming the term
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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When we talk about authoritarianism, it’s not just Donald Trump.

Musk owns X
Bezos owns Twitch
Zuckerberg owns Instagram and Facebook
Larry Ellison controls TikTok

Billionaires increasingly control what we see, hear and read.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Happy new year! 🎉
It will be a beautiful and glimmering year for you, Jon.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Mfs when the company that blatantly doesn't care about them ends up not caring about them:
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ink sans is such a fun concept, encouraging people to make art and fangames. We kinda abandoned him but i think we should really bring him back for deltarune cause he's a really nice mascot for fan creations
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
@fredtwood.com are u under NDA for deltarune / is there any insight u can give without breaking it?
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
When someone says a take i lowkirkenuinely agree with but it's not buried beneath 50 layers of irony and 13 references
a cartoon character is wearing a blue outfit and gloves with the letter i on his chest
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a blue outfit and gloves with the letter i on his chest
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February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Buddies of mine were miles out getting tear gassed and scrapping with police while i was just playing Minecraft 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I just saw there are no wd gaster profiles even though there are some strange ones very similar to it... Is toby taking them down? Here i go making alts again...
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This shit looks like random lore files you'd find in a horror video game
Yeah so as it turns out the gender critical movement was astroturfed by pedophiles as well
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM