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Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I am Semäj, a delightful set of bowls with a bright cornflower pattern and I chip the first time you use me.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I am ALÜSRU, a set of brightly colored plastic cutting boards cut in whimsical shapes that make them difficult to fit in the dishwasher.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

So I am Lüap, a tall lamp with multiple snake arms, ending in heads and lightbulb sockets.
November 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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The one sign to unite under.
July 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
June 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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“Satan is in Libraries”

Well if he can provide photo ID with his current address then he is entitled to sign up for a library card. We also have other ways he can sign up if he is currently without identification
June 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
June 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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I swear this image gets more relatable with every monster movie I watch
June 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Strong "checking my 401k" vibes.
June 9, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I was held at gunpoint by 2 soldiers in Beirut because I was 50 meters from a police station, sitting in a car after midnight, with my laptop open on a console trying to reboot a server for work. Only 1 spoke English that he learned from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. No joke.
May 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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people literally ID-ed a gecko i found from just feet pics and bug people demand dick pics to ID my spiders and beetles, smh
Japanese Giant Gecko (Gekko japonicus) observed by Franz Anthony
Japanese Giant Gecko from Uenokoen, Taito City, Tokyo 110-0007, Japan on June 25, 2019 at 12:53 PM by Franz Anthony
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April 5, 2024 at 4:27 AM
This morning's travel mood is very much sit in a margarita lake with your bestie and drink.
February 23, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I'd seriously rock that this summer.
February 10, 2024 at 1:07 PM
absolutely delighted to learn that (a) there's a podcast called wizards vs. lesbians where they discuss books where wizards fight lesbians, and (b) they've (correctly) identified THE SAINT OF BRIGHT DOORS as part of this subgenre and will be discussing it in an upcoming episode
Podcast Episodes
Here are all our episodes so far, in one convenient place! Gideon the Ninth The Unspoken Name Ninefox Gambit The Traitor Baru Cormorant A Memory Called Empire Harrow the Ninth Gossamer Axe Em…
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February 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
This flight is a strong mood.
February 5, 2024 at 10:39 AM
This flight vibe is HOT TUB in the Atlantic.
January 31, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Overheard at the airport, "During the virus time," which is a neat way to talk about COVID.
January 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I do love listening to an angry German: they are so politely furious, especially this gentleman speaking to Dell Support.
January 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Today's vacation is ending vibes.
January 30, 2024 at 11:30 AM
me swimming in strong vacation vibes
January 29, 2024 at 12:11 AM
me and Tropiclaus doing our thing
January 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Vacation mode activated
January 25, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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"The rich stole all your shit. Don't give em your empathy too"
Seen in London, Ontario
January 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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my analogy here is that politics in China functions like race in America or class in the UK; it is a constant reality that underlies multiple social interactions and that people have a fine-grained sense of its importance, but that is often not expressly discussed and in fact doing so can be taboo
everyone in china has grown up in a system where there's a line you can't cross, and you don't know where that line is, so you stay entirely the fuck away from it without anyone forcing you to because you know what can happen if you don't. but people outside china only imagine government goons
January 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
@kazarcher.bsky.social your regular lament
I WANT TOO GO BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Again, a regular topic of discussion with @cow.tips
LEGGALIZE IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 19, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Seriously, though, Windows, this is not how to start the day.
January 18, 2024 at 1:18 PM