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Sophie
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Generally amused
I've discovered videos of a Christmas mod for the original Resident Evil so there's something for when I can't sleep
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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A posca experiment I don’t think I posted
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thoughts and prayers for Mavis, who had to be fussed excessively at an old people's home earlier today and then ran around the garden destroying foliage when she got back. Trying times
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today I am mostly making shortbread, taking my tiny dog tucked into my jacket to see my Grandma and deliver said shortbread and then I'm going to play CK3 whilst slow roasting the world's tiniest duck
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Alarmed voidboi
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This was a goddamn thing of beauty, thank you Aldi
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh my god
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Lol some unknown number has just text me about a job (assumed scam) and I'm like my sister in Christ it is Christmas Day, no thank you
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Happy Christmas to all you lovely people in my phone!
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I really need to pee but the puppy is asleep and we all know you wake a sleeping puppy at your absolute peril
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Morning all! Ivor remained asleep until 6am, bless him. Just had a look and we tipped 20k, which is magnificent. I’m going to repost some pix that I missed while slumbering. Thank you thank you #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together

Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries

Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.

You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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But all of them were deceived for another Tim was made
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Christmas goals
I have made a Dark n Stormy in a pint glass

So let’s see how that goes 🌴
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Christmas Eve in our house means a big dinner so I aren't a kitchen gremlin all day tomorrow (we are just having festive canapes all day). Tonight, we feasted on mutton like medieval royalty
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've made a grievous error in ordering some containers for my various herbs at this, the most magical time of year, where my house already gets filled up by random shit by default
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Excellent news!
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Percy has just sniffed Mavis' paw whilst she sleeps (progress in itself) and then pulled that gurn cats do when they've smelled something particularly spicy and then he ran away
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Made a tiny Christmas tree out of fossils: the stars are crinoid ossicles, the trunk dinosaur bone & the branches are sharks’ teeth 🎄🦴
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM