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Meh.
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We often use the expression "Attache ta tuque", "fasten your tuque". "With a wire" if you must when the ride is going to be bumpy and wild (figuratively) or if it's windy and glacial outside.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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EXPLAINED: Trump calls a reporter "Piggy"
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yesterday night. #YYC
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Grok asks a 12 year old for nudes after asking Grok its favorite soccer player.

When CBC requested comment, xAIs said “Legacy Media Lies.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This is not the America I support. Allowing any human being to go hungry is disgusting, heartless, and criminal. It doesn’t matter where they were born, hunger should never be tolerated as a political weapon. Anyone who supports such cruelty has lost their humanity.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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BREAKING: Video shows the moment UPS Cargo plane crashes in Louisville, Kentucky. Several buildings on fire, reports of victims.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Greg Johnstone: #fdjt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So fitting, you won't be invited to his birthday party 🎉😔
I WILL REFUSE TO INVITE EITHER BASEBALL TEAM TO MY BALL ROOM.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Ontario launches $75 million ad campaign using the words of Ronald Reagan to argue against tariffs.

L’Ontario lance une campagne publicitaire de 75 millions de dollars utilisant les mots de Ronald Reagan pour argumenter contre les tarifs douaniers.

#CdnPoli 🇨🇦
#PolCan 🇨🇦
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Isn't it nice that my hotel put a Bristol Stool Chart in the elevator lobby?
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Where Johnny Cash claims to have traveled in “I’ve Been Everywhere”
September 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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New Zealand performs an impassioned Haka for the Canadians ahead of the Women's Rugby World Cup.
September 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
😂
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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And what is he doing for the 3 Denver teens that were shot in thier school this afternoon?

I’d be surprised if they get any mention.
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Trump's CDC has new standards for what a healthy person looks like
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A lot of Alf references.

A lot.
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Which TV series have you watched more than once?
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Thank you for sharing this. Please continue to.
Update:
Active shooter: Police advise residents to shelter in place, others to stay away
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Active shooter: Police advise residents to shelter in place, others to stay away
Police say there is an ongoing active shooter situation in northwest Calgary.
www.ctvnews.ca
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sans télécharger de nouvelles photos, où en es-tu mentalement ?
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Snoop Dogg is scared to go to the movies
August 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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SHOPPING AT peacelovecanada.ca FOR DELIVERY TO THE USA?

YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY, AUG 22ND AT 5PM EST TO TRY AND AVOID TRUMP'S NEW TARIFF TAX

*We can't guarantee you won't pay because, you know... Trump
August 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Les amis, à l’aide.
Ce matin, Rover @ROVERduMOULIN a pris peur au passage d’une montgolfière très basse et s’est sauvé…
Nous le cherchons partout …
Mairie et gendarmerie de l’Île Bouchard prévenues.
Mais tout coup de main est bienvenu, ne serait-ce qu’un retweet…
August 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM