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Is Skeeter who lived down the street when I was a kid on here yet?
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
My Molly doll didn't eat doctored turnips and ration sugar just so her grandchildren could become tools of a dipshit racist circus peanut.
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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experts warn it’s dangerous for murderous nazis to kick in your door
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Short term solution is to tromp around in the snow about it.
January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Meanwhile — in other news - We are now 37 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me,” she said.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Breaking NYT:

The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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“Stick together and we’ll win.” Some readings to get inspired for the Minneapolis General Strike.
“Stick Together and We’ll Win.” How to Get Inspired For the Minneapolis General Strike
Tomorrow is ICE Out of Minnesota, a mass protest against ICE and their murder, violence, and oppression of innocent people. The day of collective protest has gotten the backing of unions and politi…
buff.ly
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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BZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Thinking the dream that includes both a horse stranded in the middle of a stormy sea and some creepy furniture movers is not like,
a good portent, per se....
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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They never miss a chance to blame their victims
January 23, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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The DHS Form-205, a “warrant” of removal/deportation, is signed by an ICE official, not a judge. That’s precisely why it does not meet the Fourth Amendment standard.

(JD did go to Yale Law School so he legit may not know how the Fourth Amendment works)
JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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hello! may I suck your blood?
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
a torso too long for this world
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Meditation but save breathing for the end
Meditation app with ads.
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
not again
we should probably stop with the "---- was the worst year/day/month ever, glad that's over" because every one that's followed has been very hold my beer about it
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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so much ICE is gonna melt in hell
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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I hate it when ART is right.
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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it’s not too late to get a flu shot

it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine

it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped

it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*

it’s not too late to have a good year

it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM