Ellen
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Dog Groomer🐶Texas Longhorn🤘Mom🤱Swiftie🧿Liberal💙ATX⭐️
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Good fucking morning to everyone, except Republican politicians, operatives, and MAGA influencers who are coping so hard after getting their asses handed to them in basically every election yesterday. Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as fucking popular as you think you are.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good fucking morning to everyone, except Republican politicians, operatives, and MAGA influencers who are coping so hard after getting their asses handed to them in basically every election yesterday. Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as fucking popular as you think you are.
Love my new Mayor!!! (I live in Texas)
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Love my new Mayor!!! (I live in Texas)
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.
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If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?
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He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?
March 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?
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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
March 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!
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Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.
WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
youtu.be
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times
We are cooked y’all
February 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We are cooked y’all
MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨
Google you little bitch
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Google you little bitch
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I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂↕️
February 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂↕️
PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!
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This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight
You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win
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I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes
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Someone will likely write about this, but the Superbowl is 100% a metaphor for the cultural and political moment we're in right now. And the Eagles victory is encouragement for me that the people will win this fight.
Birds win feels like a people’s victory
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Someone will likely write about this, but the Superbowl is 100% a metaphor for the cultural and political moment we're in right now. And the Eagles victory is encouragement for me that the people will win this fight.
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Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass.
Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.
Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass.
Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.
Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.