Elissa
@elisanns.bsky.social
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Books 📚
Crafts 🧶
Miscellaneous life stuff 🤷🏻♀️
Currently freezing in my parents house and my boyfriend had the truly shocking idea to turn up the heat. As though we can just touch the thermostat all willy nilly
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Currently freezing in my parents house and my boyfriend had the truly shocking idea to turn up the heat. As though we can just touch the thermostat all willy nilly
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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“Grandma, tell me about 2025.”
Well, honey, a lot of people hated others more than they loved themselves and their own families, so they let Nazis take over.
Well, honey, a lot of people hated others more than they loved themselves and their own families, so they let Nazis take over.
February 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Grandma, tell me about 2025.”
Well, honey, a lot of people hated others more than they loved themselves and their own families, so they let Nazis take over.
Well, honey, a lot of people hated others more than they loved themselves and their own families, so they let Nazis take over.
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
I haven’t exactly been blown away by the casting so far which is a shame because I’m definitely interested in seeing an Odyssey movie!
Chris Nolan's Odyssey Has Found Its Odysseus
Chris Nolan's Odyssey Has Found Its Odysseus
Plus, set pictures from Masters of the Universe tease a very different He-Man origin story.
gizmodo.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I haven’t exactly been blown away by the casting so far which is a shame because I’m definitely interested in seeing an Odyssey movie!
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A Black man with 13 kids by six different women wouldn’t be allowed near the White House much less allowed to run the shadow government.
February 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A Black man with 13 kids by six different women wouldn’t be allowed near the White House much less allowed to run the shadow government.
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Between Zombies Run and MadS, today has been a day for zombies. Also, MadS is an incredibly effective and stressful movie. #horrormovies
February 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Between Zombies Run and MadS, today has been a day for zombies. Also, MadS is an incredibly effective and stressful movie. #horrormovies
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This is exactly the sentiment used to justify atrocity by despots for all of human history.
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is exactly the sentiment used to justify atrocity by despots for all of human history.
I’m choosing to believe Sigourney Weaver in The Gorge is related to her Cabin in the Woods character for my own amusement. #horrormovie
February 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m choosing to believe Sigourney Weaver in The Gorge is related to her Cabin in the Woods character for my own amusement. #horrormovie
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YOUR REMINDER THAT THE HANDMAID’S TALE DEPICTED ENTIRELY THINGS THAT WERE ALREADY DONE TO GLOBAL MAJORITY WOMEN
The novelty was just that they were being done to white women
please, it’s not some startling new ground being broken ok
The novelty was just that they were being done to white women
please, it’s not some startling new ground being broken ok
February 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
YOUR REMINDER THAT THE HANDMAID’S TALE DEPICTED ENTIRELY THINGS THAT WERE ALREADY DONE TO GLOBAL MAJORITY WOMEN
The novelty was just that they were being done to white women
please, it’s not some startling new ground being broken ok
The novelty was just that they were being done to white women
please, it’s not some startling new ground being broken ok
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I know cruelty is the point but… man this one is just especially ghoulish. They say they’re doing this to “protect the kids” but it’s always been so painfully obvious what the truth is. The want trans kids to die, to disappear, to be erased.
February 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know cruelty is the point but… man this one is just especially ghoulish. They say they’re doing this to “protect the kids” but it’s always been so painfully obvious what the truth is. The want trans kids to die, to disappear, to be erased.
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That post is laughably wrong and em dashes are life
Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.
February 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That post is laughably wrong and em dashes are life
Wolf Man had a lot of really cool ideas in it (adored the perspective shifting), I just wish the characters themselves were a bit more fleshed out. #horrormovies
February 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wolf Man had a lot of really cool ideas in it (adored the perspective shifting), I just wish the characters themselves were a bit more fleshed out. #horrormovies
Just a pic of the sun rising overflow the airport
January 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just a pic of the sun rising overflow the airport
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Choosing to believe that Amy Adams’ minor Buffy character has a similar arc as Amy Adams’ in #Nightbitch. #amwatching
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Choosing to believe that Amy Adams’ minor Buffy character has a similar arc as Amy Adams’ in #Nightbitch. #amwatching
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“There are only 2 genders!” Buddy, unless the 2 genders you’re referring to are “people who hang out with their coworkers outside of the office” and “people who want nothing to do with that shit” I’m going to have to disagree with you.
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“There are only 2 genders!” Buddy, unless the 2 genders you’re referring to are “people who hang out with their coworkers outside of the office” and “people who want nothing to do with that shit” I’m going to have to disagree with you.
One of the more mundane problems of being an employee in the world of Severance is that you as the outside still have to get up and leave bed to go to work. The lack of sleeping in is what gets me like 80% of the time irl.
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
One of the more mundane problems of being an employee in the world of Severance is that you as the outside still have to get up and leave bed to go to work. The lack of sleeping in is what gets me like 80% of the time irl.
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One of the many funny things about Kraven the Hunter is how many of the locations are just vaguely somewhere. “Northern Turkey” “Eastern Russia” etc. We don’t want to commit to specific places, apparently.
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of the many funny things about Kraven the Hunter is how many of the locations are just vaguely somewhere. “Northern Turkey” “Eastern Russia” etc. We don’t want to commit to specific places, apparently.
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What are the mediocrities going to do when they find out that “DEI” isn’t their problem? I’m curious.
January 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What are the mediocrities going to do when they find out that “DEI” isn’t their problem? I’m curious.
Still crossing my fingers that one day we’ll get a pirate story from him!
Having Conquered the Vampire Movie, Nosferatu's Robert Eggers Is Tackling Werewolves Next
Having Conquered the Vampire Movie, Nosferatu's Robert Eggers Is Tackling Werewolves Next
The meticulous writer-director has announced his next project will skew hairier than Count Orlok's mustache.
gizmodo.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Still crossing my fingers that one day we’ll get a pirate story from him!
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
Back in Action feels like someone watched Spy Kids and decided to reverse the perspective. #amwatching
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Back in Action feels like someone watched Spy Kids and decided to reverse the perspective. #amwatching