Eli (he/they)
@eliphasdorsia.bsky.social
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
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Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
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Is 'Die Hard' a Christmas movie? Are the lyrics to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" problematic? What else can we rehash this season
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Is 'Die Hard' a Christmas movie? Are the lyrics to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" problematic? What else can we rehash this season
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I feel like there was a recent time where Ice Spice was popular/acclaimed that people have completely forgotten about. Ditto Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, ditto JK Rowling revealing Dumbledore as gay... not just "wow everyone got that wrong," just straight up forgot it ever happened
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel like there was a recent time where Ice Spice was popular/acclaimed that people have completely forgotten about. Ditto Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, ditto JK Rowling revealing Dumbledore as gay... not just "wow everyone got that wrong," just straight up forgot it ever happened
I don’t have a steady “profession” yet, but I’m an English major planning on going into editing. For me it’s always “So are you gonna be a teacher?” When I say no, they never have a follow up.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I don’t have a steady “profession” yet, but I’m an English major planning on going into editing. For me it’s always “So are you gonna be a teacher?” When I say no, they never have a follow up.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use
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quick reminder that if you follow patricia taxxon or any of her defenders/supporters please unfollow me
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
quick reminder that if you follow patricia taxxon or any of her defenders/supporters please unfollow me
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MY SCENE GOES HOLLYWOOD: THE MOVIE (2005)
Directed by Eric Fogel
Written by Elise Allen
Directed by Eric Fogel
Written by Elise Allen
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
MY SCENE GOES HOLLYWOOD: THE MOVIE (2005)
Directed by Eric Fogel
Written by Elise Allen
Directed by Eric Fogel
Written by Elise Allen
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"
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Starting a new social media account is so humiliating, especially on a platform where you don’t know anyone. Like do I do two truths and a lie or something
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Starting a new social media account is so humiliating, especially on a platform where you don’t know anyone. Like do I do two truths and a lie or something