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Elim Garak
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Just a simple tailor.
Walking the dog, someone opened a car door and the smell of the devil's lettuce came wafting out, and I suddenly remembered how transcendent Thanksgiving feasts could be when I still smoked weed.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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“Who you calling illegal, pilgrim.” Signs at ICE protests are 💯
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Re: Stranger Things season 1

If you're trying to fight a demon monster from another dimension, maybe use something larger caliber than 9mm. Just a helpful tip
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm sort of lukewarm on Stranger Things, i guess i don't feel the same nostalgia for that time period a lot of people feel. But goddamn Winona Ryder is amazing
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
❤️
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm a savage
Classy, bougie, ratchet
Sassy, moody, nasty
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
What's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Seeing people’s holiday dog photos helps make the day much more tolerable
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alright Google we need to have a chat. I search for "National Guard members shot DC" and the 3rd search result is from Investing .com Nigeria

These companies need to be broken up into bite sized pieces. This is out of control
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Am I misinterpreting Stranger Things or do people in Indiana refer to Indianapolis as "the city"

???
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Never seen someone's health so miraculously turn around quite like Trump's when the draft ended. Suddenly and for the rest of his life every doctor in his orbit reports he's in legendary shape and no one has ever been healthier, he's a specimen, an anomaly that defies human nature he's so healthy
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tomorrow the US praises and gives thanks to the ancient gods of carbohydrates, tryptophan and insulin
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just to clarify something for news agencies, Congress has not created a Department of War, not since it changed to Dept of Defense, so please stop enabling this drunken lush LARPer and treat him like he deserves. Zero respect.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okay. It's objectively hilarious that the Navy cancelled the Constellation class frigates in late 2025
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Josh Hartnett is a wildly underrated comedic actor.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Losing 50,000 soldiers over months to take the small town of Pokrovsk is a sign of weakness and desperation, not the strength of an unstoppable Russian army.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A movie in The Expanse universe. Maybe Colonel Johnson origin story about how he turned away from the UN and joined the OPA.

Or anything Drummer or Amos related.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Forbes is always gonna Forbes.

But I think it would be helpful for all of humankind if articles about oligarchs didn’t use smiling flattering photos of them, and instead used grainy black and white like a 1920s horror film.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
🤬
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.

-The Editorial Board
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I wish we lived in a world where I had no need to know who Alan Dershowtitz’ socializes (derogatory) with
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Fuck James Comey
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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X's location "transparency" feature showing many MAGA accounts are based internationally reveals what we already knew: The world is using American social media and American politics as a slot machine and social media companies are directly incentivizing this:

www.404media.co/americas-pol...
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM