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Elim Garak
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Just a simple tailor.
You're not going to get the same result, results vary based on a bunch of different factors
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm a savage
Classy, bougie, ratchet
Sassy, moody, nasty
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
What's happening? Bitch (what's up?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Losing 50,000 soldiers over months to take the small town of Pokrovsk is a sign of weakness and desperation, not the strength of an unstoppable Russian army.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
🤬
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
😁
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fuck James Comey
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The murder-corgi melted
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, hoes don't act right
There's hoes on a mission, and there's hoes on a crackpipe
Hey, ho, ho ya doin', where ya been?
Prolly doin' ho stuff 'cause there you ho again

[no one said the church wasn't problematic on gender]
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Brought to you by the company that ignored child rape and abetted multiple genocides, what could go wrong with giving them 24 hr surveillance over your life ?😮
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Here’s that hard hitting journalism I’ve come to expect from legacy press. Really fighting fascism with this one. So brave, and not at all making up bullshit to avoid the Gestapo officers in our faces.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
For anyone who was curious if there's a benevolent power up above. RFK jr is still walking around healthy enough to be disgusting with a woman less than half his age.

A case study in the problem of evil.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Straight to jail.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For some hellish reason I woke up this morning with Karma Chameleon stuck in my head on repeat. Getting a strong urge to jam pencils in my earholes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This guy would like a word with those two
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
At the VA hospital, noticed this exhibit of photos of women in uniform and was pretty surprised the maga-shittification of the federal government didn’t force them to tear it down yet.

Don’t tell them it’s still there.

Sshhhh 🤫 loose lips sink ships and what not 🤐
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Obsidian order meme acquisition operation successful:
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
That time of year when you might not see the sun for days
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Guardian apparently is trying to out-NYT the NYT now🤣
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In the past 20-ish years has there been any sci-fi series even close to as good as the Expanse? I'm sure I'm not thinking of every single show that exists, but im pretty sure it's the best I can think of
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I receive phone calls from unknown numbers
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
And also bring back the confusing colonial-era “f” for “s” replacement.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It is impossible to emphasize how completely I wish all of this scammy corporate marketing bullshit would just die forever
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think they’ve broadened the definition of “breaking” news over the past 20 years but it’s interesting to read.

“News that is of some Interest” doesn’t have the same clickbait qualities I guess
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM