Elijah R 🌈
@elijahr.dev
College student in Maine. professional idiot, he/him. Warning: gay ass mf 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🏳️🌈
https://elijahr.dev
https://elijahr.dev
this guy just outperformed Kamala Harris btw
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
this guy just outperformed Kamala Harris btw
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voter suppression law soundly rejected
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
voter suppression law soundly rejected
We've reached the point in American politics where threatening to ____ ____________ is a selling point to voters. I don't blame them
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We've reached the point in American politics where threatening to ____ ____________ is a selling point to voters. I don't blame them
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Read to the end of this one. Trust me.
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
theonion.com
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Read to the end of this one. Trust me.
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NPR Founding Mother Susan Stamberg is retiring. She became the first woman to anchor a nightly national news program in 1972, and helped loosen up the serious, stodgy sound of radio hosts.
Opinion: Susan Stamberg, trailblazer and NPR Founding Mother, retires
NPR Founding Mother Susan Stamberg is retiring. She became the first woman to anchor a nightly national news program in 1972, and helped loosen up the serious, stodgy sound of radio hosts.
n.pr
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NPR Founding Mother Susan Stamberg is retiring. She became the first woman to anchor a nightly national news program in 1972, and helped loosen up the serious, stodgy sound of radio hosts.
"let's go, in and out, 30 minute adventure"
August 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"let's go, in and out, 30 minute adventure"
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I'm going to start publicly calling out campaigns that text me because they bought my number from a list. Not just because I've run out of patience, but because if *I* am this annoyed, then I can't even imagine what it's doing to Democrats' reputation among casual voters.
May 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm going to start publicly calling out campaigns that text me because they bought my number from a list. Not just because I've run out of patience, but because if *I* am this annoyed, then I can't even imagine what it's doing to Democrats' reputation among casual voters.
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I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.
May 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.
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Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies.
📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
May 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies.
📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
Spines not allowed in this administration
Trump has fired his self-appointed FEMA chief, Cameron Hamilton.
This comes after Hamilton disagreed with Trump, stating that 'eliminating FEMA is not in the best interest of the American people.'
This comes after Hamilton disagreed with Trump, stating that 'eliminating FEMA is not in the best interest of the American people.'
May 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spines not allowed in this administration
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The unprecedented GOP attempt to overturn a Democratic victory in a North Carolina State Supreme Court race suffered a major setback on Monday.
It came at the hands of a stalwart conservative judge appointed by Donald Trump.
It came at the hands of a stalwart conservative judge appointed by Donald Trump.
Trump-appointed judge blocks GOP plot to steal North Carolina election
Six months after the polls closed, Democrat Allison Riggs' victory in a disputed state Supreme Court race could finally be certified.
www.motherjones.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The unprecedented GOP attempt to overturn a Democratic victory in a North Carolina State Supreme Court race suffered a major setback on Monday.
It came at the hands of a stalwart conservative judge appointed by Donald Trump.
It came at the hands of a stalwart conservative judge appointed by Donald Trump.
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civicAPI can now project that the Liberal Party of Canada WILL form the next government.
Whether it will be a majority or minority government cannot be called yet.
Whether it will be a majority or minority government cannot be called yet.
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
civicAPI can now project that the Liberal Party of Canada WILL form the next government.
Whether it will be a majority or minority government cannot be called yet.
Whether it will be a majority or minority government cannot be called yet.
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"He might have a pen, and he might have a phone, but what he does not have is the constitutional power to run this country like a dictator."
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
April 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"He might have a pen, and he might have a phone, but what he does not have is the constitutional power to run this country like a dictator."
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama
Judges should be priviliged from arrest, as well as anyone inside a court that is in session without the permission of the judge.
April 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Judges should be priviliged from arrest, as well as anyone inside a court that is in session without the permission of the judge.
Where exactly do we draw the red line? At what point does it go from "this really sucks" to "time for a general strike"
April 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Where exactly do we draw the red line? At what point does it go from "this really sucks" to "time for a general strike"
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Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
April 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is no country for tinpot dictators. I haven’t always agreed with the Supreme Court, but I adhered to their ruling because that’s what leaders do in a democracy.
April 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is no country for tinpot dictators. I haven’t always agreed with the Supreme Court, but I adhered to their ruling because that’s what leaders do in a democracy.
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As a criminal defense attorney, the vast majority of my cases were NOT immigrants.
So let's stop pretending immigrants are the problem when there's a 34-count convicted felon sitting in the White House.
The hypocrisy is outrageous.
So let's stop pretending immigrants are the problem when there's a 34-count convicted felon sitting in the White House.
The hypocrisy is outrageous.
April 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As a criminal defense attorney, the vast majority of my cases were NOT immigrants.
So let's stop pretending immigrants are the problem when there's a 34-count convicted felon sitting in the White House.
The hypocrisy is outrageous.
So let's stop pretending immigrants are the problem when there's a 34-count convicted felon sitting in the White House.
The hypocrisy is outrageous.