virginia taking its state motto a bit literally this election

rigged unfortunately

rigged unfortunately

please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

At large though statenavigate is currently projecting Democrats win 2 seats short of a supermajority -- this is up from a one seat majority

dark woke

i made one since it didnt look like anyone has yet bsky.app/profile/elij...

Are you trying to kill me

I think SOAP is worse but Passport 1.4 is awful in its own way because it's like Microsoft wrote an (extremely vague and confusing) RFC for it and then snorted crack and barely followed it when implementing their own protocol into messenger

& the auth header format just sucks to parse without hacks

SOAP haunts me in my dreams dude I see XML namespaces before I wake up in the morning

VER 0 MSNP8 CVR0\r\n

One look at the MSNP and MS Passport protocols will change this opinion I promise

"At least three" was so wholesome because you could tell he didn't really understand gender identity but was trying his best to learn and be respectful and inclusive

Man opened the "arraigned for domestic violence" block

Its an old grammatical style that used to be common in news headlines, most newspapers have dropped it but the onion keeps it for comedic effect

I'm a bit upset that Troy decided to run for governor because he'd absolutely beat Susan in a blowout