Eli Emery
@eliemery.bsky.social
I don’t write enough || 20 || Twitter: @eli2722
I don’t know how much longer (if it happens at all), but I really hope social media users get to a point of realizing that algorithm-oriented posting (especially irony and sarcasm) actually skews the way younger kids, who have the most time online of any demographic by far, view the world
December 11, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I don’t know how much longer (if it happens at all), but I really hope social media users get to a point of realizing that algorithm-oriented posting (especially irony and sarcasm) actually skews the way younger kids, who have the most time online of any demographic by far, view the world
If I started posting “hey guys what’s up” just know that I’m asking it rhetorically because I probably won’t open this app again for a few months
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November 1, 2024 at 11:01 AM
If I started posting “hey guys what’s up” just know that I’m asking it rhetorically because I probably won’t open this app again for a few months
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Turns out that they log you out when you don’t open your app for 6 months
July 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Turns out that they log you out when you don’t open your app for 6 months
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the rest of history is just going to be billionaires throwing little tantrums while half the population thinks it’s the coolest thing ever because they believe the pinnacle of human achievement is to be an extremely powerful baby
January 7, 2024 at 3:40 AM
the rest of history is just going to be billionaires throwing little tantrums while half the population thinks it’s the coolest thing ever because they believe the pinnacle of human achievement is to be an extremely powerful baby
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Happy birthday to Type-Moon member Tsukuri Monoji on January 3!
He is mostly known for being the director of Mahoyo and credited for developing it into a high-quality production. He was also involved with the scripts of F/SN and F/HA such as F/HA's Saber vs Archer.
He is mostly known for being the director of Mahoyo and credited for developing it into a high-quality production. He was also involved with the scripts of F/SN and F/HA such as F/HA's Saber vs Archer.
January 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Happy birthday to Type-Moon member Tsukuri Monoji on January 3!
He is mostly known for being the director of Mahoyo and credited for developing it into a high-quality production. He was also involved with the scripts of F/SN and F/HA such as F/HA's Saber vs Archer.
He is mostly known for being the director of Mahoyo and credited for developing it into a high-quality production. He was also involved with the scripts of F/SN and F/HA such as F/HA's Saber vs Archer.
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He died doing what he loved: death
November 30, 2023 at 2:01 AM
He died doing what he loved: death
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only good kissinger headline i’ve seen
November 30, 2023 at 2:51 AM
only good kissinger headline i’ve seen
Sorry I have to post my Spotify Wrapped or else society will collapse
November 29, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Sorry I have to post my Spotify Wrapped or else society will collapse
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That catholic bishop who flew from Texas to la this summer to lead the protest against the Dodgers for honoring drag queens on pride night just got fired by Pope Francis for being a nutjob. lmao www.nytimes.com/2023/11/11/w...
Texas Bishop Loudly Critical of the Pope Is Removed
Bishop Joseph Strickland was a highly prominent figure among traditionalist American Catholics who see Pope Francis as too liberal.
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2023 at 11:53 PM
That catholic bishop who flew from Texas to la this summer to lead the protest against the Dodgers for honoring drag queens on pride night just got fired by Pope Francis for being a nutjob. lmao www.nytimes.com/2023/11/11/w...
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investing $39 million in a chain of lower manhattan adult seesaw bars with my business partners josh mcdaniels, jim spanfeller and pat buchanan
November 10, 2023 at 7:30 PM
investing $39 million in a chain of lower manhattan adult seesaw bars with my business partners josh mcdaniels, jim spanfeller and pat buchanan
I love to do this bit where I pull an all nighter then make an insufferable joke about being a math major
November 10, 2023 at 8:44 AM
I love to do this bit where I pull an all nighter then make an insufferable joke about being a math major
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I want to inject this headline into my bloodstream
November 8, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I want to inject this headline into my bloodstream
I definitely had one of the worst selections to work with (may 2020-21) so I’ll just point out that I was 17 when LP! and Ants From Up There released and this prompt is being mean to me
tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16 <3
American Hi-Fi
American Hi-Fi · Album · 2001 · 14 songs.
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2023 at 3:46 AM
I definitely had one of the worst selections to work with (may 2020-21) so I’ll just point out that I was 17 when LP! and Ants From Up There released and this prompt is being mean to me
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oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
November 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
Letting the world know that I got one of these last year and it was the best Halloween investment of my life
October 31, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Letting the world know that I got one of these last year and it was the best Halloween investment of my life
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There’s no more succinct way of saying “I owe an astronomical amount of money to a tax agency” than signing up to play a professional sport in a Gulf country
October 23, 2023 at 4:55 PM
There’s no more succinct way of saying “I owe an astronomical amount of money to a tax agency” than signing up to play a professional sport in a Gulf country
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All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
October 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
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the Bandcamp thing feels like we're now at a stage of capitalism where if anything is good - if it is useful, if it fulfills a purpose, if it creates something beautiful - that tells capital that someone is not being exploited ENOUGH
October 18, 2023 at 1:48 AM
the Bandcamp thing feels like we're now at a stage of capitalism where if anything is good - if it is useful, if it fulfills a purpose, if it creates something beautiful - that tells capital that someone is not being exploited ENOUGH
I too will become detestable before demanding that you pay to have a conversation in my presence
October 18, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I too will become detestable before demanding that you pay to have a conversation in my presence
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I remember talking to an old scout about Tim Wakefield. The scout was famous for taking incredibly hyper-detailed notes on pitchers. After writing down "knuckleball 73 MPH" a dozen times in a row he throws down his radar gun and just writes "SAME SHIT EVERY PITCH BUT THEY AIN'T HITTIN IT"
October 1, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I remember talking to an old scout about Tim Wakefield. The scout was famous for taking incredibly hyper-detailed notes on pitchers. After writing down "knuckleball 73 MPH" a dozen times in a row he throws down his radar gun and just writes "SAME SHIT EVERY PITCH BUT THEY AIN'T HITTIN IT"
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Hoarding my bsky codes, praying their value suddenly shoots back up* like a loser cryptobro with Dogecoin or some other currency that crashed idk I wiped them all from my memory
*I’m actually just too embarrassed to try and give out codes because my friends don’t want them
*I’m actually just too embarrassed to try and give out codes because my friends don’t want them
September 26, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Hoarding my bsky codes, praying their value suddenly shoots back up* like a loser cryptobro with Dogecoin or some other currency that crashed idk I wiped them all from my memory
*I’m actually just too embarrassed to try and give out codes because my friends don’t want them
*I’m actually just too embarrassed to try and give out codes because my friends don’t want them