Quizatz Haderach
@lhamilton.bsky.social
First thing, second thing, unrelated third thing
BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm that Gregory Bovino is currently asking for "uppies" and must be strapped into his car seat before leaving
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm that Gregory Bovino is currently asking for "uppies" and must be strapped into his car seat before leaving
People are going to have to work around the clock to generate enough Fell For It Again Awards
Ye, the artist and producer formerly known as Kanye West, took out a full-page ad in The Wall Street Journal on Monday, saying he regretted his recent antisemitic behavior, which he attributed to untreated bipolar I disorder, during a period when he had stopped taking medication.
Ye Apologizes for Antisemitic Behavior, Again
The artist formerly known as Kanye West, who first apologized in 2023 before taking it back, said a four-month manic episode in 2025 had led him to embrace swastikas and Hitler.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
People are going to have to work around the clock to generate enough Fell For It Again Awards
I will say, "You dumb libs can't defund the police because then they won't be able to defend against federal law enforcement's attempts to takeover your city" is not the pro-cop argument I was expecting to hear from a Republican lawmaker today.
Scalise lies: "The want to defund ICE. They defunded police. The police chief of Mpls said yesterday multiple times how stretched thin his department is. They don't have enough people because Mpls defunded the police." (Police were not defunded and MPD is stretched thin bc of unrest caused by ICE)
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I will say, "You dumb libs can't defund the police because then they won't be able to defend against federal law enforcement's attempts to takeover your city" is not the pro-cop argument I was expecting to hear from a Republican lawmaker today.
One of these things is not like the other
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
One of these things is not like the other
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Reposted by Quizatz Haderach
This is about immigration enforcement like Montgomery was about transit policy
Federal agents once again fire flash bangs and tear gas into the crowd of protesters to push them back
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is about immigration enforcement like Montgomery was about transit policy
If Ted's in bed, free from dread
If your Ted be flying, Texans are dying
If your Ted be flying, Texans are dying
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
If Ted's in bed, free from dread
If your Ted be flying, Texans are dying
If your Ted be flying, Texans are dying
I guess it worked
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I guess it worked
Damn, they're going to need hundreds of millions in additional funding to train everyone in ICE not to do this!
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Damn, they're going to need hundreds of millions in additional funding to train everyone in ICE not to do this!
There's beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see
KAT catches Dwight Powell with a knee driving to the hoop and Powell kicks KAT in the 🥜🥜
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
There's beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see
I'm a single issue vote, I will vote for the Democrat who does the most podcasts with Ben Shapiro
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I'm a single issue vote, I will vote for the Democrat who does the most podcasts with Ben Shapiro
Becoming a RETVRN Guy for the days when you actually had to manufacture or smuggle weapons to become a war profiteer
I want to talk about a dystopian world we are entering - where every moment, event, and crisis just become commodities.
Life stops being something we live, but something we sell and trade. It will breed both corruption & emptiness.
1/ A 🧵on why our politics can't ignore this.
Life stops being something we live, but something we sell and trade. It will breed both corruption & emptiness.
1/ A 🧵on why our politics can't ignore this.
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Becoming a RETVRN Guy for the days when you actually had to manufacture or smuggle weapons to become a war profiteer
In a just world they attempt to use this line of defense in court and a jury finds that he was unable to make a rational judgement about the use of force if he was walking around with internal injuries that had to be unrelated to this incident
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
In a just world they attempt to use this line of defense in court and a jury finds that he was unable to make a rational judgement about the use of force if he was walking around with internal injuries that had to be unrelated to this incident
Making friends with scammers
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Making friends with scammers
What the hell does Dr Shin know about hands?
shams debunking his own reporting has become its own news cycle lmao
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
What the hell does Dr Shin know about hands?
The funniest thing about Scott Adams was that he made a ton of money portraying a working joe dealing with incompetent bosses and every other business venture he ever attempted in his entire life failed spectacularly, largely due to his incompetent leadership
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The funniest thing about Scott Adams was that he made a ton of money portraying a working joe dealing with incompetent bosses and every other business venture he ever attempted in his entire life failed spectacularly, largely due to his incompetent leadership
He blocked me on Twitter and the only thing I ever said to him was that he couldn't draw ties straight
RIP to an all-time lunatic
RIP to an all-time lunatic
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
He blocked me on Twitter and the only thing I ever said to him was that he couldn't draw ties straight
RIP to an all-time lunatic
RIP to an all-time lunatic
A strip sack on Aaron Rodgers that results in a fat guy touchdown has to be the best possible play in football
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
A strip sack on Aaron Rodgers that results in a fat guy touchdown has to be the best possible play in football
Stumbled across this video of highlights of Paul F Thompkins, Marc Evan Jackson and half the Dropout cast reading a Muppets script to cleanse your TL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=468f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=468f...
the best of the muppet script
YouTube video by Riley Routh
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Stumbled across this video of highlights of Paul F Thompkins, Marc Evan Jackson and half the Dropout cast reading a Muppets script to cleanse your TL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=468f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=468f...
big dik dik energy
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
big dik dik energy
Pablo found chat logs and all I can think of is
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Pablo found chat logs and all I can think of is
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
*Frantically runs to keyboard*
More like Trade Young
Am I right?
More like Trade Young
Am I right?
BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN.
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
*Frantically runs to keyboard*
More like Trade Young
Am I right?
More like Trade Young
Am I right?