🌱Elph 🎨🔞
@elfexgirlfriend.com
ACTUAL elf. Politically progressive. Indigenous. Dragon Age Simp. Scuffed artist, crafter, vroid model maker, & live2d n00b. Canonically 69. #nice
she/her 🌈lgbtqia 🌻♾neurodivergent 🔞minors DNI
#YouCanPryMyHashtagsFromMyColdDeadHands
she/her 🌈lgbtqia 🌻♾neurodivergent 🔞minors DNI
#YouCanPryMyHashtagsFromMyColdDeadHands
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🌱Elph 🎨🔞
@elfexgirlfriend.com
· Oct 27
I’m just a girl, alone in this world, looking for a cultivation partner. 🥺
please have long hair and be willing to consider a life in hanfu. Dramatic & languid folding fan 🪭waving skills a plus. I’m eager to enhance our spiritual cognition through #DualCultivation. ☺️Thanx.
please have long hair and be willing to consider a life in hanfu. Dramatic & languid folding fan 🪭waving skills a plus. I’m eager to enhance our spiritual cognition through #DualCultivation. ☺️Thanx.
I’ve been saying “end stage capitalism” instead of “late stage capitalism”.
It started out as a misspeak. But I’m embracing it because capitalism is a cancer.
It started out as a misspeak. But I’m embracing it because capitalism is a cancer.
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’ve been saying “end stage capitalism” instead of “late stage capitalism”.
It started out as a misspeak. But I’m embracing it because capitalism is a cancer.
It started out as a misspeak. But I’m embracing it because capitalism is a cancer.
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In 1990, Congress issued a formal apology to the descendants of the massacre at Wounded Knee. Medals were left in place and no reparations were offered.
Pete Hegseth is a coward.
WATCH:
#Resist
Pete Hegseth is a coward.
WATCH:
#Resist
September 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
In 1990, Congress issued a formal apology to the descendants of the massacre at Wounded Knee. Medals were left in place and no reparations were offered.
Pete Hegseth is a coward.
WATCH:
#Resist
Pete Hegseth is a coward.
WATCH:
#Resist
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It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights.
But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
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So wait, Bessent already sent the money to Argentina? 20 Billion?
Thought Congress had the power of the purse?
JESUS CHRIST this administration is corrupt.
Thought Congress had the power of the purse?
JESUS CHRIST this administration is corrupt.
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
So wait, Bessent already sent the money to Argentina? 20 Billion?
Thought Congress had the power of the purse?
JESUS CHRIST this administration is corrupt.
Thought Congress had the power of the purse?
JESUS CHRIST this administration is corrupt.
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But hey, at least you "don't have to wait to see the doctor" like a country with single-payer healthcare. 😂🤥
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Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard
#medicaid #medicare #medicareforall #china #bone #glue #leftist #progressive #socialism #communism #capitalism
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Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard
#medicaid #medicare #medicareforall #china #bone #glue #leftist #progressive #socialism #communism #capitalism
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
But hey, at least you "don't have to wait to see the doctor" like a country with single-payer healthcare. 😂🤥
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Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard
#medicaid #medicare #medicareforall #china #bone #glue #leftist #progressive #socialism #communism #capitalism
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Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard
#medicaid #medicare #medicareforall #china #bone #glue #leftist #progressive #socialism #communism #capitalism
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When companies like Aetna or UnitedHealthcare want to rein in costs, they turn to EviCore, whose business model depends on turning down payments for care recommended by doctors for their patients.
(Published Oct. 2024 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
(Published Oct. 2024 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
Inside the Company Helping America’s Biggest Health Insurers Deny Coverage for Treatments
When companies like Aetna or UnitedHealthcare want to rein in costs, they turn to EviCore, whose business model depends on turning down payments for care recommended by doctors for their patients.
www.propublica.org
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When companies like Aetna or UnitedHealthcare want to rein in costs, they turn to EviCore, whose business model depends on turning down payments for care recommended by doctors for their patients.
(Published Oct. 2024 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
(Published Oct. 2024 w/ @capitolforum.bsky.social)
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The corrupt DOJ. Ed Martin sounds like Taco’s twin! #arrestedmartin
September 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The corrupt DOJ. Ed Martin sounds like Taco’s twin! #arrestedmartin
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🎥 WATCH: Alaska leaders repeatedly promised to address their failure to solve the disappearance of Indigenous people.
But when a nonprofit asked officials for a fundamental piece of information — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no.
More: https://propub.li/3IphLYO
But when a nonprofit asked officials for a fundamental piece of information — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no.
More: https://propub.li/3IphLYO
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🎥 WATCH: Alaska leaders repeatedly promised to address their failure to solve the disappearance of Indigenous people.
But when a nonprofit asked officials for a fundamental piece of information — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no.
More: https://propub.li/3IphLYO
But when a nonprofit asked officials for a fundamental piece of information — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no.
More: https://propub.li/3IphLYO
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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. wants to find the causes of #autism by September.
Erin McCanlies has spent the past 20yrs studying how parents’ exposure to chemicals at work affects the chance that they will have a child with the condition.
RFK Jr. cut her entire lab.
My latest video for @propublica.org
Erin McCanlies has spent the past 20yrs studying how parents’ exposure to chemicals at work affects the chance that they will have a child with the condition.
RFK Jr. cut her entire lab.
My latest video for @propublica.org
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. wants to find the causes of #autism by September.
Erin McCanlies has spent the past 20yrs studying how parents’ exposure to chemicals at work affects the chance that they will have a child with the condition.
RFK Jr. cut her entire lab.
My latest video for @propublica.org
Erin McCanlies has spent the past 20yrs studying how parents’ exposure to chemicals at work affects the chance that they will have a child with the condition.
RFK Jr. cut her entire lab.
My latest video for @propublica.org
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Inside a New York City federal immigration courthouse, ProPublica reporter @tilleckert.com watched an ICE agent slam a woman, Monica Moreta-Galarza, to the ground as she begged for her husband to not be taken away.
Listen to Eckert tell what happened.
Listen to Eckert tell what happened.
September 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Inside a New York City federal immigration courthouse, ProPublica reporter @tilleckert.com watched an ICE agent slam a woman, Monica Moreta-Galarza, to the ground as she begged for her husband to not be taken away.
Listen to Eckert tell what happened.
Listen to Eckert tell what happened.
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I'm struggling to pay the bills so if you need a pixel artist/3d modeler/rigger in the near future please let me know! Models start at $99.
RTs are welcome. Portfolio: 2dchaos.com #gamedev #3dart #lowpoly
RTs are welcome. Portfolio: 2dchaos.com #gamedev #3dart #lowpoly
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm struggling to pay the bills so if you need a pixel artist/3d modeler/rigger in the near future please let me know! Models start at $99.
RTs are welcome. Portfolio: 2dchaos.com #gamedev #3dart #lowpoly
RTs are welcome. Portfolio: 2dchaos.com #gamedev #3dart #lowpoly
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The Great Farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Great Farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell
Is it wrong that I I really hope that a lot of Xtians financially leverage all their assets for an end of the world blowout? Don’t answer that. I don’t care if it’s wrong.
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is it wrong that I I really hope that a lot of Xtians financially leverage all their assets for an end of the world blowout? Don’t answer that. I don’t care if it’s wrong.
Not so hot take: Elon Musk would be an incel if he had no money/power.
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not so hot take: Elon Musk would be an incel if he had no money/power.
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It is WEIRD that the sitting Vice President of the United States would guest host a radio show for 2 hours.
It is WEIRD that he would tell people that calling employers is donning “God’s Armor.”
It is WEIRD that he would suggest you might get killed if you call employers.
These folks are WEIRD.
It is WEIRD that he would tell people that calling employers is donning “God’s Armor.”
It is WEIRD that he would suggest you might get killed if you call employers.
These folks are WEIRD.
this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It is WEIRD that the sitting Vice President of the United States would guest host a radio show for 2 hours.
It is WEIRD that he would tell people that calling employers is donning “God’s Armor.”
It is WEIRD that he would suggest you might get killed if you call employers.
These folks are WEIRD.
It is WEIRD that he would tell people that calling employers is donning “God’s Armor.”
It is WEIRD that he would suggest you might get killed if you call employers.
These folks are WEIRD.
I consider myself as someone who is only chronically online as it pertains to my special interests. Which is to say, I am not well informed on subcultures and memes. But even I know that OWO is not UWU.
September 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I consider myself as someone who is only chronically online as it pertains to my special interests. Which is to say, I am not well informed on subcultures and memes. But even I know that OWO is not UWU.
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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
I think it is particularly uncool that the time change back happens to coincide with children going back to school. It’s like we are staging a psychological warfare on our youth by making them strike out while it is still dark.
September 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think it is particularly uncool that the time change back happens to coincide with children going back to school. It’s like we are staging a psychological warfare on our youth by making them strike out while it is still dark.
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Maybe someone can lure RFK Jr into a padded cell with roadkill
September 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maybe someone can lure RFK Jr into a padded cell with roadkill
My friend and I, both not Chinese, wore hanfu to the ren fair as part of our flower fairies costume & less than an hour in we were approached by a chinese girl who was really excited to see other people, especially non-Chinese people, in hanfu. We geeked out together for a while. 10/10 wholesome exp
August 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My friend and I, both not Chinese, wore hanfu to the ren fair as part of our flower fairies costume & less than an hour in we were approached by a chinese girl who was really excited to see other people, especially non-Chinese people, in hanfu. We geeked out together for a while. 10/10 wholesome exp
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Part of my brain is convinced there's a medication called Fenesteride that throws you out a window when you take it.
August 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Part of my brain is convinced there's a medication called Fenesteride that throws you out a window when you take it.
Going to the ren fair today. Super excited to become disgruntled over all the fake temu elf ears getting attention while my own real elf ears go unnoticed.
August 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Going to the ren fair today. Super excited to become disgruntled over all the fake temu elf ears getting attention while my own real elf ears go unnoticed.
I’m going to repost this 10 times and then delete one of those posts.
Hot take: if you are an author and misuse the word “decimate“ you owe me $.10 from every dollar you made from the sale of that book.
August 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I’m going to repost this 10 times and then delete one of those posts.
When god closes a door, they open a window…
for you to throw an oligarch out of.
#Defenestration #ItsNotJustForPrague
for you to throw an oligarch out of.
#Defenestration #ItsNotJustForPrague
July 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When god closes a door, they open a window…
for you to throw an oligarch out of.
#Defenestration #ItsNotJustForPrague
for you to throw an oligarch out of.
#Defenestration #ItsNotJustForPrague